Office paper: Are you a FOLDER, CRUMPLER, or SHREDDER?

[Deja Q]

Or do you use it as TP? O8)

[Big Kahuna]

1. This poll makes me wonder

why we ever came down from the trees. :)

[Deja Q]

3. My poll?!

You should have seen the other one...

Welcome to DU! :bounce: :party:

[dietdpfan]

2. Shredder

I work in a library and we don't want those FBI A-holes crawling through our garbage cans in the name of fighting terra, so we shred every damn thing that is absolutely not needed.

[charlyvi]

4. I work for the government....

I had to take Shredding 101 to get the job. (just kidding)

[bigwillq]

5. In this one I am

a crumpler. Sometimes I shred it with my bare hands, those shredder machines are no match for me.

[achtung_circus]

6. Shredder,

by Standing Order #48.

[Nay]

7. Shredder. I work for the feds.

[IronLionZion]

8. I was shredding too much

so now they have locked bins for official papers. They dump it in a big industrial shredder at the end of the day. Nobody likes to hear a shredder in the office .... except me!