Let me clarify... HOW CAN I GET LAID MORE OFTEN...

[battleknight24]

... no funny stuff... I'm being serious...

[maggrwaggr]

1. hire hookers

they're a sure thing

[Fenris]

2. Well, you might start by changing your approach to the situation.

Either that, or be prepared to pay for it.

[Dogmudgeon]

3. Locking in 10 ... 9 ... 8 ...

Sex threads are discouraged 'round these parts. They can get mighty ugly.

--bkl

[HEyHEY]

5. Well, it's actually a "Lack of sex" thread

;-)

[TrogL]

4. turn gay

hit the bathhouses

*ducks*

I'm kidding

[HEyHEY]

6. Stop worrying about it

Or commit a felony and go to jail

[salinen]

7. Become an egg

[burrowowl]

8. Lay yourself eom

[DS1]

9. be really really good looking

[HEyHEY]

11. And a complete asshole

[battleknight24]

10. (Original Poster) You know... nevermind... forget I posted anything...

.

[bigbillhaywood]

12. If you are an attractive female, you can come over to my apartment.

[HEyHEY]

13. With a name like "Bigbillhaywood" I'm sure many would take you up on it

:-)

[Moderator]

14. Locking

No sex threads.