How can I get slapped inthe face more often?

[HEyHEY]

Ideas?

[DS1]

1. Brilliant! This needs to be explored...

Next time you're in the supermarket, go to the deli and ask for a half pound of breast meat, then feel up the first woman you see and say nevermind!

[HEyHEY]

3. Good idea - or at a burger joint

"May I get a furburger, large thies and a tit shake?

[Itchinjim]

2. Pretend that you're my obtuse supervisor,

and I'll gladly slap, no make that punch, you silly for hours upon end.

[HuckleB]

4. If you don't know how, then you've got much bigger problems to...

worry about.

:)

[DrWeird]

5. Well, you could try grabbing my ass...

...if you're feeling lucky.

[HEyHEY]

6. Never again, I learned my lesson in mexico

[RNC_ConventionReport]

7. Assgrabbing

girls that are with their boyfriends. You'll get slapped at minimum.