Advice to the lovelorn

[Senior citizen]

You're come to the right site. This is where the people who have good love lives hang out.

If you don't, there are some simple things you can do.

1. If you think that people who are anatomically similar to you are in some way superior to people who are anatomically different from you, you obviously prefer anatomically similar people, so admit it to yourself and don't hit on the other kind. Not only do most people resent being hit on by people who think themselves superior, but why would a superior person want to bother hitting on inferior people anyway?

2. If you want something for nothing, try taking a class in basic physics. In other words, there ain't no free lunch.

3. Since you've come here, you've obviously observed that liberals have more fun. So try finding out what it means to be a liberal and then become one. If you are sincere, people will begin to respect you and your life will improve. If that sounds like too much work, go back and reread #2.

:hi:

[Dogmudgeon]

1. Is that you, Dr. Cosby?

:evilgrin:

--bkl

[RC]

2. You observe well.

I have notice this place is full of freeper thinking. Notice how many 'freeper thinking for Kerry' posts there are. Logic is in short supply lately.

(Now watch me be attack for being anti-Kerry.) :eyes: