So a Boxturtle walks into a bar...............

[underpants]

and the bartender says "Whattayawant?"

the boxturtle says "To meet a nice man, move down the block from decent law abiding heterosexual couples, and initiate the chain of events that will bring down western civilization as we know it.....on the rocks"

How many boxturtles does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one as its man/boxturtle relationship will begin the crumbling of all that we know and thereby end the need for lightbulbs as we will plunge into darkness.

Dick Cheney and a boxturtle walk into a bar........

[underpants]

1. Newest addition to the most wanted terrorists

[Spinzonner]

4. Common error

actually a Tortoisist

[underpants]

8. They are probably evolutionists too

Thanks for the correction.

[THUNDER HANDS]

5. wow, that's like the Jimmy Durante of box turtles

look at that nose!

[LynneSin]

2. Box turtles don't commit crimes, only men with box turtles do

:eyes:

[underpants]

3. REMINDER

REMINDER
Outlaw gay marriage and only gay
outlaws will get married.

http://www.ironictimes.com/

[LynneSin]

6. You can have my box turtle when you pry him from my cold dead hands

Of course, you do know that box turtles are cold blooded and already have cold hands!!

[underpants]

7. Why do boxturtles hate 'Murka so much?

:shrug::grr::shrug:

[Liberal Veteran]

9. And they are carriers of DISEASE!!!!!

They carry salmonella!!! See? God disapproves of them!

[underpants]

10. a Biological attack?

Slowly but surely THEY ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!

[AlGore-08.com]

11. All the box turtles crossed crawled into 'Murika during Clinton's watch!!

Before that, 'Murika was a clean, descent, Christian nation!

[DS1]

12. How many boxturtles does it take to knock down an anthill?

1 to keep an eye on the anthill, and five hundred million to destroy the world from beneath with heathenistic man-boxturtle love..

[EstimatedProphet]

13. So there’s this traveling salesman, see, ...

and his car breaks down one night in the country…
He walks to the nearest farmhouse to get help. The farmer says “I’ll let you sleep in the barn, but watch out for my 2 box turtles. They’ll try to get into bed with you.”
The salesman says “I would never let that happen, because sleeping with box turtles will lead to decay in the moral fiber of America that will destroy this great nation of ours!”

[underpants]

14. ...THEN the farmer hears another knock on the door...

it's the two boxturtles

:boxturtle:

[EstimatedProphet]

15. And the boxturtles say...

"Please! Let us come in and have man-beast relations with you! We must destroy the American way of life!"