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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 08:25 AM
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The euphemism generator
She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were spinning the watermelon.

He normally shut his eyes while inhaling the flying bald curtain.

You should have seen your face! You looked like you were baking the porcelain statue.


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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 08:26 AM
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1. Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend. befriending the mutton!
Anyone want to join me

:eyes:
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JaySherman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 08:36 AM
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4.  Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
doing the smurfy pork champion!

:evilgrin:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 08:27 AM
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2. They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them licking the mambo.
Hey! Who's been training the Buddha?

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above perusing the brass crankshaft.
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Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 08:29 AM
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3. Took several tries, but this is a keeper:
Like most guys his age, he wasn't above

throwing out the forbidden client-server elves.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 08:36 AM
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5. ALL?
Unbeknownst to me, they were all parting the four-legged brass eggplant.

x(
rocknation
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 08:55 AM
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6. Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
pleasuring the incandescent sea.

Why am I always sitting next to these guys?? :shrug:
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