Box Turtles: This Year's Yak?

[BurtWorm]

:wtf:

What did I miss? What's all this then?

[CrownPrinceBandar]

1. God, I hope so.

[burned]

2. this is this

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

-- Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.), advocating a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage in a speech Thursday to the Heritage Foundation.

[soleft]

3. In the Gay Marriage Amendment debates

someone, not Santorum, someone else I think, used an analogy of people being able to marry box turtles.

[BurtWorm]

5. They said it like they thought it was bad?!

The day is coming. It's just a matter of time.

[bossfish]

4. The genius senator from Texas had this quote

regarding the marriage amendment, etc.

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"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

-- Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.), advocating a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage in a speech Thursday to the Heritage Foundation.

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A43048-2004Jul11.html

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[BurtWorm]

6. Well we know what he thinks about as he's falling asleep.

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They are kind of phallic, aren't they? Box turtles, I mean.

[AlGore-08.com]

7. So what do you call someone in denial about their sexual pref. for boxts?

"In the shell"?