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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 11:32 AM
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CAPTION this photo from inside the contributor/contractor meeting
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Hoosier Democrat Donating Member (386 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 11:39 AM
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1. Y'all think you're gonna be hiring come January?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 11:45 AM
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2. Are you good with math?.......Sir?
(silence)
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 11:47 AM
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3. If I take my shoes off...
I can count to...um, ten
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 11:49 AM
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4. but Jeb here can count to 12
:scared:
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TA Donating Member (349 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 11:52 AM
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5. And if I'm naked I can count to 21
It's an old Joan Rivers joke.
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 11:52 AM
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6. Maybe if I pull a little harder
I can become a national hero when I stab him with... whatever I have in my left hand!
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 11:57 AM
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7. "Shit, the pResident is gonna be here in like 3 seconds,
someone put a fucking flag up somewhere!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 12:19 PM
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8. " . . and the grits were great and the pancakes were great and the peanut
butter was great and so was the soup and oh yes the pickles were great too and the hotdogs and the cake was great and the . . ."
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:00 PM
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9. W: I don't care if it is a Diebold cash register, I want a paper receipt
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:11 PM
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10. "That $1000 McHalliburton hamburger sure was good."
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 01:18 PM
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11. "Got singles for a five? Ah gotta shit, and it's gonna be a two-flusher."
"Ah love the feel of good green currency on mah brush-clearing bottom."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 02:18 PM
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12. "So . . .


. . .THIS is where the buck stops."
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