Would you rather marry a box turtle or a botox turtle?

soupkitchen

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Fri Jul-16-04 12:14 PM
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Would you rather marry a box turtle or a botox turtle?

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mrboba1

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Fri Jul-16-04 12:15 PM
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1. I need pictures, please! n/t

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LDS Jock

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Fri Jul-16-04 12:38 PM
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2. neither.. its against God's law

Leviticus 18:22 states clearly

"Man shall not lie with turtlekind as with womankind. It is an abomination."

It doesn't specify what kind of turtle, but I think its clear it means ALL turtles. Its sickening. Those who break this law of God are hell bound.

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