***Random Flame War***

[Fenris]

I'll start:

Ralph Nader is the second coming of Jesus and if you don't believe that you're just a DLC-loving Repuk-lite!

[HEyHEY]

1. Shit we haven't done this in a while - you scumsucking asstwat!

[RoadRunner]

18. gotta' link?

:smoke:

[pagerbear]

2. Why do you hate America?!

[Fenris]

6. You're a fascist!

[dorktv]

3. Oh Yeah?! Well DEAN is the Second coming and You like

Soybeans!

[terrya]

4. Box turtles and box turtle marriage is sick, wrong and perverted!

[emulatorloo]

8. If FMA is defeated, DU'er will MARRY THEIR CATS!

[Fenris]

10. You would say that, hypocrite!

[terrya]

12. Damn it, I have my principles!

[Fenris]

13. Your box turtle-phobia will not go unpunished by Jesus!

[terrya]

21. Don't bring Jesus into this...you damn box turtlephile!

[Fenris]

24. Quit repressing me! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

[Donkeyboy75]

You're a hack! Ripping off movie lines doesn't make you clever

[TrogL]

57. So what about dolphin sex?

Betcha never thought about that.

Saw some kewl pictures that would get me banned if I posted them.

[terrya]

58. Hmmmmmm......dolphins ARE kind of hot.

:-)

[name not needed]

5. Everyone that owns a gun is a fat racist repuke nazi!

[Reverend_Smitty]

7. Anyone who attends church is an asshat

and anyone who disagrees is a douchebag :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

9. You bunch of hateful, America-hating, liberals!

[Fenris]

11. Commie sympathizer!

[terrya]

16. You purple thong wearing, calendar appearing hypocrite!

[Mikimouse]

14. Sit and Spin on THIS, asshole!!!!

n/t

[tcfrogs]

15. You're an Uncle Fucka!

[NoPasaran]

17. This whole election is nothing but a sham

To cram Hillary down our throats in 2008!

[Fenris]

19. Shove it, Hannity!

[NoPasaran]

27. See ya in Gitmo, moon-worshipping bolshevik!

[ohiosmith]

20. John Kerry has waffled more than Aunt Jemima, can't play guitar for shit,

and drives a Hummer2.

[Fenris]

22. John Edwards is a TRIAL LAWYER!

[VOX]

And he channels dead babies!

NOT.

[VOX]

23. I just can't vote for Kerry without John McCain on the ticket!!!

John McCain is the **ONLY** guy with balls enough to be vice president!!!! Kerry made a BIG mistake in not pursuing him!!!
- - - - - - - -
(You gotta know I'm kidding! *ducks anyway*

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. I like Jenna Bush's politics

And she has a nice rack!
:evilgrin:

[Fenris]

30. Se...oh, never mind.

[NoPasaran]

44. She throws up like a girl!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

26. Sinn Fein voting dolphin-abusing bastards!

[Fenris]

29. How dare you question my marriage to Flipper O'Grady!

He has legitimate political concerns!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

43. Yeah. And Turkey's a country in South America.

You're a damned Falangist, traitor-boy.

[Donkeyboy75]

45. It is?

Shit. That's what you get for buying cheap Scottish atlases.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

50. We draw them when we're drunk.

Do you have a problem with that? Huh? HUH?

[Donkeyboy75]

52. So...you're always drawing them?

OK, cheap shot.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

55. No.

Sometimes we're unconcious.

[Fenris]

46. Useless Serbian anarchist!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

51. Brazen Manitoban Cock-snooker!

[rocktivity]

28. If you cretins had actually READ my post

you'd see that I never said that you never that I said you said I said that!!!!

:headbang:
rocknation

[CatWoman]

31. If we support Fenris' flame wars

THEN THE TERRAISTS WIN!!!!!!

[Fenris]

36. You'd like that, wouldn't you, you communist?!

[regularguy]

32. It might be sorta ok to be attracted to conservative females...

please don't hurt me!

[GOPisEvil]

33. Golfers are all Republican, environment-wrecking, loud pants-wearing jerks

[Donkeyboy75]

37. They ARE, actually!

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

41. Me and Professor GAC need to have a word with you!

:spank:

[Fenris]

38. Wait...who's arguing with that?

:7

[GOPisEvil]

42. See #41!

:spank:

[ohiosmith]

47. Tiger Woods is proof that the republican party is one of inclusion.

[Donkeyboy75]

34. Jean-Marie LePen is a genius, and should lead Europe on the

path of Enlightenment.

[GumboYaYa]

35. I can't decide whether to write in Dean or vote for Nader.

Can someone help?

[NoPasaran]

39. I've about had it

with you greenshirted sob sisters of the Birkenstock Brigade!

[GumboYaYa]

53. You must not be a real progressive.

In fact, I'm starting to wonder whether you are a Freeper.

[NoPasaran]

56. It's you ""holier than "thou"" "progressives""

with your fascination with failure who are doing the Freepers' work for them!

[GumboYaYa]

61. Well, I'm rubber you're glue.....

......

[NoPasaran]

62. Ah HA!

Exploiting indigenous peoples and destroying the rain forest for rubber plantations, are you? Get back to Free Republic, WTO-worshipping troll!

[GumboYaYa]

63. that's recycled post industrial rubber.....

no surprise that you took it down to the plantations there though!

[terrya]

40. Laura Bush is a lovely, charming First Lady!

[The_Gopher]

48. you're all bunch of goddam TROLLS!

[NuttyFluffers]

49. No sir, don't like 'im.

Now git yur dirty revenuer-lovin', yella bellied, sodomite, carpetbagger beehind outta the sight of decent folks, lest the women folk spot ya. Ya got to the count o three - *click*, 2, ...

[Magrittes Pipe]

54. Fenris, you are HOT!

I'd like to slap you with my man-sausage, you little slut. Ooooh, who's your daddy?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

59. You Americans are all uncivilized cavemen with guns and money!

Get back to me when you've accepted the obviously superior (because it's French) metric system.

[Magrittes Pipe]

60. Only pussies drink capirinhas.

Pussies that can really hold their liquor. :P