I'm going to go watch "office space".

[taxidriver]

bye for now.

[dietdpfan]

1. Love that movie.

Enjoy!

:hi:

[Waverley_Hills_Hiker]

2. welcome to my world.

That movie is too friggin real.

[Richardo]

3. I'm envious...

...I'll just play along in my head...

"Damn it feels good to be a gang-sta..."

[DontTreadOnMe]

5. Bill Lumberg

ummm... yeah. We're going to need you this weekend... so come in on Saturday... umm.. and we need you on Sunday too. Regular time.

... so what would YOU do with a million dollars?

[Richardo]

9. Nuthin'? You don't need a million dollars to do nuthin', man...

Look at my cousin - he's broke and he don't do shit." :D

[Mike Niendorff]

4. All right, but ... but ... I was told ...

... that we would also be allowed to listen ... at a reasonable volume ... between the hours of nine and eleven ...

(And I believe you have my stapler :) )


MDN

[Richardo]

6. MDN is going to burn the building down...

now pass that cake all the way to the back, Mike...go on!

[Mike Niendorff]

44. but ... but the last time ...

... I was told there would be enough cake ... and there was not enough cake ...

... and in addition ... I have yet to receive my regularly scheduled paycheck ...


MDN

[Lavender Brown]

7. I'd join you, but I'm busy smashing our fax machine to smithereens.

[sus]

8. WAIT! didn't you get the memo???

[Richardo]

11. Sus: It's about your TPS reports...

...we're putting a new cover sheet on them...

[sus]

14. you know, the NAZI'S had flair!

[WilliamPitt]

10. PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?!

[Richardo]

13. "This is a FUCK!"

My favorite line.

[GOPisEvil]

12. Mother...shitter...son of an ass! This is a fuck!

[Richardo]

15. Of course GOPisEvil chimes right in...

:thumbsup:

[sus]

16. I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan.

For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

[Waverley_Hills_Hiker]

20. "I celeberate his entire collection"

says it all, doesnt it?

[asthmaticeog]

17. "It seems you've been missing a lot of work lately."

"Well, I wouldn't say I'm missing it, Bob."

[GOPisEvil]

18. It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.

[Richardo]

19. "This isn't Riyadh, Samir. They're not going to saw your hands off.."

You'll just have to go to a minimum security country club prison...

[VelmaD]

26. We're not going to some white collar resort prison.

No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.

[sus]

27. You know, minimum security prison is no picnic.

I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright.

[GOPisEvil]

29. Pinch, poke, you owe me a coke!

[sus]

32. i beat you by a minute!

BOO-yah!

[GOPisEvil]

34. Wahhhh...I am worthless and weak!

:cry:

[sus]

38. submit! submit!

oops. sorry, wrong thread.

[Rainstorm]

21. That is my favorite

line in the movie. I have it on DVD and watch it every once in awhile to remind me of real life.

[asthmaticeog]

22. Good luck with your layoffs, guys.

I hope your firings go really, really well!

[sus]

23. You think the pet rock was a really great idea?

[cmf]

24. "So I was sitting in my cubicle today,

and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

"What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"

"Yeah."

"Wow, that's messed up!"

[GOPisEvil]

25. Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9. It's the breast exams.

[GOPisEvil]

28. You know, minimum security prison is no picnic.

I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright.

[Endangered Specie]

30. Thats it, I set the building on fire, thats thats the last straw

[noahmijo]

31. To give yourself a great laugh

Play "Mambo 8" (The title song where everyone is stuck in traffic) the next time YOU'RE stuck in traffic.

It's amazing I never thought I'd be laughing hysterically while stuck in traffic.

[Endangered Specie]

33. Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

[GOPisEvil]

35. Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area.

I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

[GOPisEvil]

37. What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

[Richardo]

41. I can't believe what nerds we are - we have to look up money laundering

in the dictionary...

[noahmijo]

36. ::In Middle Eastern accent::

back up in your ass with dee resurrection.

[noahmijo]

39. Sounds like a case of the MONDAYS!

DIE!!!! DIE!!!!! AHHHHH!!! ::thud:::

[VelmaD]

40. I believe you'd get your ass kicked...

saying something like that, man

[freethought]

42. "I beleive you have my stapler."

I just had to get that one in! "Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!". "Office Space" is a cult classic!

[taxidriver]

43. taking a break from OS to check on my thread...my favorite quote is

"you know, the nazis had pieces of flair that they made the jews wear."