Its Been A Wild Week - So..... MATCOM'S BAR IS OPEN BABY!!!

[matcom]

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Alright newbies here are the rules: MY bar means MY $$. That's right. ALL drinks on MOI! Your money is only good for ONE THING here and that is to stuff GOPisEVIL's pink thong with!

Now, we have a special guest in here today and that is Britney Spears. She is over at the table in the corner and is ready to discuss 17th Century Philosophy with anyone interested! (hey, she needed the gig)

As for food, we got a case of Vienna Sausages delivered mistakenly to us last year and while they are a little dusty, we figured they have aged by now and are breaking them out.

Oh, a NEW FEATURE! We have a V.I.P. room upstairs where Underpants is selling Peanuts and Whipped Creme. For a $10 spot, I am told that he will also entertain you by shoving Nickels up his nose but be warned.... Zombywoof has the FINAL SAY as to who gets in and gets out Guys, show a little leg and you will have a better chance

SO BELLY ON UP TO MY BAR AND LET ME POUR YOU A LIBATION PEOPLE!!!!


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[StopTheMorans]

1. 1 PBR in a can please

where can I find GOPisEVIL?

[matcom]

3. well.....YUK! ..... but....... ok

:beer:

[VelmaD]

2. Well, I'm about Cosmopolitaned out...

from prolesunited's thread. So how's about a nice, smooth, blue margarita. *flashes matcom a little thigh* ;)

[matcom]

4. a little thigh goes a LOOOOOOONNGGGGG way with ME baby!

:loveya:

:beer:

[VelmaD]

10. *giggle*

*twitter*

You said LOOOOOOOOONNGGGG. ;)

[commander bunnypants]

5. A double shot of goldschlager

change for Gop's thong and I will pass on Underpants peanut tricks. That would be scary

DDQM

[matcom]

6. Underpants is really very talented!

his finale is to snort them out into your hand UNTOUCHED!!

oh well, here ya go

:beer::beer:

[GOPisEvil]

7. ANOTHER QUINTUPLE MARGARITA! Rocks, no salt!

[matcom]

11. fucking LUSH!

:D (in case you forgot)

here ya go buddy :beer::beer::beer::beer:

[GOPisEvil]

14. I had to be drunk to take that picture!

:D

[HEyHEY]

8. A shirley temple....uh wait I mean WHISKEY! YAR !

Jameson on the rocks, and keep em coming

[matcom]

12. you got it!

:beer:

[jus_the_facts]

9. Line US up some Jello Shots......

....wadda ya say? :o

:smoke:

[matcom]

13. i was thinking "Sex On The Beach" but...

whatever you like :D

:beer:

[jus_the_facts]

20. Mmmmmm....now that does sound good........

....I think I'd like a taste o'that too! :evilgrin:

:toast:

[MikeG]

15. Hey, is this where they're holding the AA meeting?

[matcom]

19. I Have NEVER Been To A Meeting - I'm A DRUNK Not An Alcoholic

Alcoholics go to meetings.....

Drunks DON'T :D

[MikeG]

22. Well good, you got Iron City?

[Maeve]

16. Bushmills with Guiness to chase

This drink is too damn light!

[matcom]

21. meet me in the back alley later Maeve?

:*

:beer:

[Maeve]

27. I'm not touching that line with a ten-foot

whip...wooo-woo!

[Padraig18]

17. We'll have a rye Manhattan and a rum and tonic!

:toast:

[matcom]

23. my pleasure

:beer::beer:

[underpants]

18. Hey (inhales) cam I pleaseth have a Beam (inhales) and Coke sthanksth

Sthtupid nickelsth.

[matcom]

24. you are PERFORMING TONIGHT! no booze for YOU!

here is a nice glass of month-old-milk

:beer:

hey, I need the revenue :shrug:

[underpants]

26. Got a knife?

Luckily I brought my own.

:beer:

[underpants]

34. EXCLUSIVE preview of the show

http://www.dermatique.com/NickOMalley/FunnyVideos/Peanut%20Butter%20&%20Jelly/

[Screaming Lord Byron]

25. A can of lighter fluid and a Camberwell Carrot please, barkeep.

[Amaya]

28. Your Vienna Sausages are not going anywhere near me!

I'll have a Margarita with a shot of tequila on the side
:)

[floridaguy]

29. Rumrunner please, kind sir

with a Captain Morgan floater, if you got it.

[underpants]

33. Peanutbutter JELLY! Peanutbutter JELLY! peanutbutter with a baseball bat!!

http://www.pbjdance.com/

[jdonaldball]

30. Drunk and confused about

what you said about stuffing money and Britney Spears.
I have five dollars to give you but that's all I'm willing to pay for Britney Spears, and then only if she donates it to John Edwards' running mate.
So can I have another beer now and tell Britney to go away?
(Very drunk, somewhere in the Pacific, where even Britney Spears looks like a weird new lunch. And she won't remain fresh for much longer.)
Come, let us drink Kava.
Yours in Pacific very Democratic drunkenness....

[underpants]

31. HEY LOOK AT MY TALENTED PEANUTS!

[floridaguy]

32. Hmmmmmmmmmm

:toast:

[MsUSA]

35. Hello.....a blended regular margarita with no salt please.....

and I'll pass on the sausages. ;-) *thigh showing*

[underpants]

36. Woof Woof woof

Welcomd to DU MsUSA :hi:

Gotta go or matcom is gonna beat me and make me stay in the back room.