Has your pet interupted your love session before?

[Sequoia]

I had a new little kitten who jumped between us and landed on my chest and looked me in the eyes. She wanted close hugs too.

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Um...with 6 cats...it's inevitable.

LOL

[TrogL]

2. The cats like dangly things

[sus]

yeah. my cats are always like,

"what the hell is that vibrating sound coming from under the sheets??"

[GOPisEvil]

8. *snerk*

[commander bunnypants]

3. yea

going at it and the damn dog got on the bed and licked my butt. Pretty much killed the moment

DDQM

[rabid_nerd]

4. same here

and just got a kitty yesterday... will post picture later.

[Caution]

20. can't stop myself....must make jokes...

must mock rabid_nerd....

[trof]

5. Posterior German Shepherd cold-nose.

Many years ago.
;-)

[RobertSeattle]

6. I think the old leg cramp is worse

I don't mind something furry... But going from pleasure to incredible plain in a millisecond is diabolical.

[Rowdyboy]

7. I have a very "needy" springer spaniel who gets jealous

when we get close together, whether intimate or not. He'd also like to sleep between us, if we'd let him.

[Solly Mack]

9. my cat has done the same thing

jumped on my chest and started grooming herself

We have 3 dogs and 2 cats and have looked up to see them all staring from various places around the room. Just sitting there, staring. Probably judging..I half-expected them to hold up score cards.

[XNASA]

10. Yes. A hermit crab consistently interrupts our sessions.

Wifey says something about, "He's staring at us again."...and is unable to continue.

This has been going on for about 3 years.

It's a good thing my mistress doesn't own any pets.

[Bat Boy]

15. That's why we have a badger...

They tend to be more sensitive and have a stronger sense of propriety.

Hermit crabs are pervs.

[XNASA]

17. Then why are they called badgers?

You'd think they would be called pandas, not badgers.

[Bat Boy]

18. Pandas have absolutely no interest in sexual activity.

They watch, but they don't understand it.

[eyesroll]

11. Our late cockatiel, Entropy, was screaming up a fit

If we tried to disappear into the bedroom, she got worse. I couldn't concentrate.

Problem was solved by telling her "bye-bye," letting her believe we were going to be gone for the day. She shut up immediately, as she did in the mornings when we told her bye-bye.

[Taverner]

12. Yes...nothing like two 70lb Samoyeds tackling you

When you are getting amorous with the wife....dog slobber is not an aphrodesiac either

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. The dog once frenched me

in the midst of a rather vocal moment.

Plehhh poooie!

[HEyHEY]

14. INteruppted or joined in?

SOrry, that was a gross joke.

[Nikia]

16. Our dog used to get jealous

Now he usuaully just humps stuffed animals while we're going at it. He's neautered and didn't used to do that until he saw us having sex.

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. Eleanor interrupted, and she looked horrified

I had to explain to her later that I wasn't hurting mommy.

I must stop personifying my cats.
I must stop personifying my cats.
I must stop personifying my cats.
I must stop personifying my cats.
I must stop personifying my cats.
I must stop personifying my cats.
I must stop personifying my cats.
I must stop personifying my cats.
I must stop personifying my cats..........

[Unperson 309]

21. Yeah. I hate it when the kitten tries to grab the riding crop!

But you gotta love 'em!

309

[petronius]

22. Not exactly an interruption,

but we looked off the bed once and the cat was on the floor, lieing on his back, watching us with a fully erect kitty-boner - it did put things on hold for a bit.

[CO Liberal]

23. We Close The Bedroom Door to Keep The Cat Out

But Della sits outside calling plaintively: "Maaaa? Maaaa?"