Newly released study - Could be CATASTROPHY !

[ashling]

A newly released paper in the quasi scientific journal Quasi Science reveals the results of a recent study which confirms that cats only sleep 3 hours a day. It had been thought that the average Tabby snoozes up to 20 hours a day, leaving approximately 4 hours to eat, poop, and annoy. A noted catographer, however, has put an end to such notions, saying that up to 15 hours of feigned sleep is actually spent plotting.

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sorry, Patches shredded and then ate my link. I’ll post later when I clean the litter box.

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[FighttheFuture]

1. Cat and Dog Diaries...

As seen in the dog's diary:

8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!


As seen in the cat's diary:

Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded -- must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair -- must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to my power to cause "allergies". I must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captive is obviously a half-wit. He is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.

[sangh0]

3. That was hilarious

particularly the last line

[TEXASYANKEE]

2. Yup.

That would describe 2 of my 4 cats. Actually I think they spend 4 hours sleeping, 4 hours playing, and 16 hours plotting.