What should I bring on a 3-hour tour?

[Dookus]

Just an afternoon boat trip with some old rich couple, a coupla young chicks. I've got my floppy hat - what else do I need?

[Toby109]

1. Find a professor, quick!

[Dookus]

5. good idea!

He can explain the sea life to us!

edit: found one. He seems sorta geeky, but pleasant enough to spend a couple hours with. He might drive me nuts if it were any longer, though.

[pagerbear]

18. Not me!

I like those smart guys!

[DontTreadOnMe]

2. don't forget to bring...

Marianne & Ginger :)

[SiouxJ]

3. Don't forget to bring your 3 favorite CD's

;-)

[johnnie]

4. Take a few cases of clothes

You never know when you might need to put on a show or something.

[Stocat]

6. cocanuts lots of cocanuts to make a VCR and TV out of.

[physioex]

8. You know coconut is a laxative don't you?

:hurts:

[DODI]

7. Steamer trunks full of cold, hard cash

[Worst Username Ever]

9. Bring a basketball

In case you get stuck on an island, I've heard that there could be a game of basketball with the Harlem Glboetrotters against some robots.

I would also pack my "how to build a radio out of coconuts but not know how to fix a hole in a fricken boat" handbook.

[lapfog_1]

10. I volunteer...

I can qualify as "the professor", but you and the boat captain just
have to promise to be "bunk mates" (that's why he's the skipper!),
and leave the two young chicks to me...

Oh, and I can make a radio with some volcanic rock and coconuts...
and all kinds of other stuff should we become shipwrecked... of course,
no promises on getting us back to civilization anytime soon.

[Dookus]

13. man

you guys are all acting like something bad's gonna happen.

It's just a three-hour tour. A three-hour tour.

[lapfog_1]

27. Yeah, but you never know

when the weather's going to get rough.

And it's a tiny ship, which could be tossed? Right?

Course, I'm sure you have a fearless crew.

What could go wrong?

[flamingyouth]

11. A short-wave radio might be helpful

But then I tend to look on the dark side sometimes.;)

[jmowreader]

34. A copy of "Detroit Diesel 6-71 Repair for Dummies"

a bolt of fiberglass cloth and 10 gallons of vinylester resin.

[Beaverhausen]

12. How was Cyndi Lauper?

sorry if you already talked about it.

[Dookus]

15. awesome...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1408517

[Taverner]

14. The Harlem Globetrotters

[Calico Jack Rackham]

16. Bring plenty of

toilet paper.

[MikeG]

17. A satellite phone and a GPS device.

[librechik]

19. several sequined evening gowns and silk heels dyed to match n/t

[Rowdyboy]

20. Easy...a hot, young, sexy, rugged

BOX TURTLE!

Those island nights get long and cold!

[Dookus]

21. hubba hubba...

I wanna spend a few hours below-deck with THAT burnin' hunka love!

[neuvocat]

22. Go naked. Just wear only the hat.

You'll either get kicked off the boat or get really lucky.

[trof]

23. binoculars

They really come in handy observing flora and fauna.

[Guy Fawkes]

24. a machete and a hammer

Coconuts are hard to open... My mother tells a story of throwing one down 4 flights of stairs in her dorm when she was in collage. I still didn't open.

[SOteric]

25. A boatwright.

[sundog]

26. SEEDS !

[Ready4Change]

28. Waterproof, solar powered, handcrank HAM radio.

Of course, it will be stolen and eventually destroyed by a gorilla, despite the castaways best efforts to retrieve it. And then it will be revealed that it has been Ashton Kuchtner in a gorilla outfit all along, and the castaways have all been punked!

[achtung_circus]

29. unless you've had a vasectomy

condoms, acres and acres of condoms.

[DS1]

30. Sex lube - weed - flares - and some Barry White CDs with player

[jmowreader]

31. A GPS and an INMARSAT phone would be good

Also weather radar.

But then again...think of all the hours you'd never spend in front of the television watching Gilligan's Island if Alan Hale could have navigated his way around the storm.

[jmowreader]

32. A GPS and an INMARSAT phone would be good

Also weather radar.

But then again...think of all the hours you'd never spend in front of the television watching Gilligan's Island if Alan Hale could have navigated his way around the storm.

[jmowreader]

33. A bolt of fiberglass cloth and ten gallons of resin

And the classic "Detroit Diesel 6-71 Maintenance for Dummies."

[RebelYell]

35. Forgive me

I couldn't help myself

http://tinypic.com/sswm

[aQuArius]

36. The McGyver handbook states....

A Piece of gum and some wire will make a great flare....

[ForrestGump]

37. A cow

Not for that, you deviant...for the whipped cream to go on top of all the pies that somehow get baked.

[rucky]

38. If you're a millionaire, bring all your money.

if you're a movie star, bring your entire wardrobe.