Who is the most intelligent TV moran on this list (dubya included)?

[Kat45]

Who do you consider the most intelligent of all the folks on this list, and why?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. Interesting comparisons between Jethro and George Bush

Both had trouble getting out of grade school with a diploma. Both began a succession of schemes to become successful in business. Both had early aspirations to be a playboy as well. None of their business schemes ever worked out, but, since the oil kept flowing in their Daddy's or Uncle's oil businesses, it really didn't matter. Both of them were fond of dress-up, but Jethro had higher aspirations than Bush as he had to make the important decision between becoming a brain surgeon or a double-nought spy. And Jethro had a lot of stick-to-itness, as he actually tried to engage in spying, going to the trouble of wearing a bullet-proof hat. Bush continues to wear the flight suit, but didn't have the determination to even finish his stint as a pilot in the National Gaurd. Jethro smoked crawdads with a band of hippies, Bush snorted coke. And both had to constantly rely on their father's or uncle's business partners or bankers to get them out of trouble.