I trust that God speaks through me. Ask me anything!

[rucky]

I already know what's on your mind, but fire away if it makes you feel better.

[Spinzonner]

1. Explain the Platypus

[rucky]

2. Carlin was right.

God has a sense of humor.

Explain GW Bush?

God has a sick sense of humor.

[aquaman]

3. Is there a God????????????

[rucky]

5. God's not answering...

but Magic 8-Ball says "Signs point to yes"

[everythingsxen]

4. What are the winning lottery numbers for tomorrow night?

I really need to know.

I swear I will do mostly good things with it!

[rucky]

6. 42 n/t

[rucky]

9. PS: God sez cocaine & hookers is not "mostly good".

[everythingsxen]

13. Ok, 42 is a start... but I need 5 more.

And there would be no cocaine or hookers involved!

I have a loving girlfriend and I am high on life! (booze helps though!)

[aquaman]

7. Why are trees tall????

[rucky]

8. God thinks they're kinda puny.

so you can imagine what he thinks of us.

[charlyvi]

10. When will the Cubs win the series?

Before hell freezes over? Sorry, didn't mean any disrespect.

[rucky]

12. You have uncovered the Seventh Seal, my son.

if the Cubs win, run for cover.

[LostInAnomie]

11. Can you make a burrito so hot that even you cant eat it?

[rucky]

14. Yes. It's in Albuquerque. n/t

[NoPasaran]

15. Who's hotter?

Barbara or Jenna?

(Please don't smite me!)

[rlev1223]

16. So many questions......

Why won't the Jews let us pray in school?
Is there really no beer in heaven? Like the song says?
Could you give my boss scabes if You wanted to? Would You like to?
Where are my keys?

[liberalhistorian]

17. What will be the Ohio Lottery's

winning numbers tonight? If I win, I promise to give a substantial sum to my church!!!!!:evilgrin: