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No Passaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 09:20 AM
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George W. Bush USPS Stamp
It's a joke so now you can relax:)

So, here it goes:

The U.S. Postal Service issued a George W. Bush stamp. It soon discovered that the stamps were not sticking to envelopes, so it established a commission to investigate the matter. The commission reported the following findigs:
1. The stamps met all regulations.
2. Nothing was wrong with the adhesive.
3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.
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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 09:21 AM
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1. ROTFLMFAOPMP!!!
n/t
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 09:27 AM
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2. You don't expect me to lick the backside of that stamp, do you?
:puke: :D
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goddess40 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 09:30 AM
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4. Yuck!
Yesterday at our weekly war protest someone yelled "screw Bush" - it was nice he was on our side but it did send a shiver down my spine and all I could think was no way.
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goddess40 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 09:27 AM
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3. I think that's very funny,
The only way to get on a stamp in this country is to be deceased.
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mohinoaklawnillinois Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 09:45 AM
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5. I got that joke in an e-mail on Thursday
from a friend in Ireland. Telling, isn't it....
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No Passaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 04:08 PM
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6. I just read it in Playboy
thought I'd share it:)
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traco Donating Member (579 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 04:16 PM
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7. HAHAHAHA!!!
Thank you for sharing!
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 05:14 PM
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8. You got my hopes up!
Isn't it a fact that someone has to be dead to appear on a U.S. stamp?:shrug:
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