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VoteDemocratic2004 Donating Member (691 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 02:25 PM
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Can Bush walk on water?
Edited on Sat Jul-17-04 02:34 PM by VoteDemocratic2004
"God" needs to talk to Bush some more and tell him that he can walk on water. I think that the Red Sea or the Tigris River would do.

"Go walk on water my evil doer son"

Bush has voices in his head and they are arguing with each other most of the time and that's why he gets that look like he is so confused. One voice told him to eat a pretzel and the other voice told him to choke on it.

:evilgrin:

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silverlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 02:42 PM
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1. I don't think so, but
the pastor at my church said she wouldn't vote for him even if he did. Of course, I agree.
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 02:42 PM
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2. We need one of our talented DUer's
to hack into the frequency that's playing in shrub's head. We could have a ball.
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unhappy_guy Donating Member (17 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 02:43 PM
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3. he always looks like that anyway..
like he has radio interference or something..tilts his head like a dog trying to figure out what you're saying.
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Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 02:45 PM
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4. Not yet.
But once all of his environmental plans are adopted, he'll be able to walk on water. All of us will.
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Cerridwen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 02:48 PM
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5. Let's take him out into the middle of the Atlantic and find out?


Oops, getting snarky.

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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 03:31 PM
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6. A common misconception resulting from confusing
Edited on Sat Jul-17-04 03:32 PM by rock
the fact that he waters the walk.
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 03:46 PM
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7. Yes, when he's had 3 shot glasses of Jack Daniels.
At that point, he can do anything.
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allalone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-17-04 04:40 PM
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8. hope so
cuz he can't seem to manage walking on dry land
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