A Letter From Trixie

[Zomby Woof]

Dear Zomby,

I have been reading your posts on DU for a long, long time, and all I can say is: You are an ASSHOLE. You are so mean to make fun of GOPisEvil like that! It is not his fault he got stuck in Texas and even went to college there! You're just being a poop. Besides, it just isn't true his Mom picks out his golf clothes, so there.

But another thing... and this REALLY bothers me... is that you always post pictures of yaks or trains, but NEVER post any of green motorcycles. That hurts my feelings A LOT. Green motorcycles are cool, and it makes them happy happy happy when you post pics of them! It makes me happy happy happy too, and I squeal like a duck.

Well, today I went to the zoo, and they didn't even have amy yaks, so just how cool are they, Mr. ZombyDumbass?? I did get a green balloon, it would go good with a green motorcycle. I also ate chili dogs and made noises out of my butt.

Guess I better go now. Please be nicer on DU and don't be such an ASSHOLE, ok?

Vroooooom!

Trixie Hobbitz

Walla Walla, Washington, U.S.A.

[MrScorpio]

1. Cool, Now give us the "Dear, Trixie'' reply

We're WAIT-ing!

[Deja Q]

2. And Trixie married Ed for which reason again?

:shrug:

[matcom]

3. FUCK Trixie!

she didn't mention ME once!

and, well, it IS all about ME ain't it? :D

[Zomby Woof]

4. She has a crush on you

But she is rather shy. She is also protective of GOPisEvil because he reminds her of her big sister back east. :shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

5. burp

[GOPisEvil]

6. Yeah, where are the fucking green motorcycles?

You asshole! :P