I go away for a few days, and NO BUCKING FEAR!!

[ForrestGump]

Yes, it's true -- I used to be terrified of bucking, that kinda put a crimp in me retaining my championship belt. But I'm inexplicably cured now -- it's a miracle.

[HEyHEY]

1. My local MP got bucked off a horse earlier this year

It was great, myself and a friend laughed all the way to the press with that one.

[ForrestGump]

2. Well, you know, politicians are always saying how they want to hear it

straight from the horse's....uh...mouth.

[HEyHEY]

3. Best part is this dinks a con

HE ALMOST LOST...won by like 800 votes.

[moof]

4. Here's a whole cape full a fear bucko.