Jessica Simpson is such an idiot.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Apparently her mother came out this week and told everyone she has a 160 IQ! I'm insulted. No way is that girl as smart as I am! This week on Newlyweds, she was babysitting, and pointed to the tv, and said, "That's your leader, President Bush." :puke: I love the girl. She's a riot. But her rethuglican views make me wanna :puke:
Duckie

[realisticphish]

1. obviously

rich and stupid = Repuke!



:hippie:

[trumad]

2. A whole list of quotes from the girl with a 160 IQ!

Jessica: Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?
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Jessica: I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
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Jessica: I have bubbles in my tummy... it's just air. It's not stink. Promise.
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Jessica: Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
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Jessica: Why were there mouses?
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Jessica: Rigor who?
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Jessica: My boob gets in the way.
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after being offered Buffalo wings
Jessica: No thanks. I don't eat buffalo.

http://starsontop.com/jessica/quotes.htm

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. I have to give her one thing:

Jessica: I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.

Record Labels DO suck.
Duckie

[amber dog democrat]

3. I have no idea who she is.

but I don't suppose it matters. Something to do with TV I guess.

[mdmc]

8. Your out of touch

she is apparently somebody famous. :hi:

[sundog]

4. What do people see in her?

I just don't get it...:shrug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. T&A...

And well, men love stupid women who make them feel smart. Her little sister is really cool though.
Duckie

[sundog]

13. I guess I'm not straight enough

to get my jollies on that :boring:

[PVnRT]

15. Well

women seem to love hunky Calvin Kline Approved men who have no personality but a nice butt...

In other words, both sexes are full of shit.

[enfield collector]

64. Tyler Durdan would say

"too fucking blonde!"

[HuckleB]

46. It's the parody of the T&A blonde that gets her ratings.

No simple T&A blonde is going to get those ratings. She does, alas, know what she's doing.

[Deja Q]

10. BTA is where's it's at...

B = Blonde
T = Titz
A = Arse

[IronLionZion]

16. boobies and booty

but there are prettier smarter women out there.

[lapfog_1]

7. I don't get the Jessica Simpson thing

I don't find her that attractive, but then I don't care for bubble
headed, bubble breasted blonds. I haven't heard her sing anything
all that moving or deep. And I haven't watched her TV show.

No way she is close to my IQ.

But then, I don't think Britney is all that great either.
Or Cameron Diaz either (her mouth is weird, and not attractive).

Whatever.

[mitchum]

9. Since pimps always exaggerate the attributes of their girls...

of course her mother would claim that she has a high IQ

[PROGRESSIVE1]

18. True!

[THUNDER HANDS]

71. actually her father is the pimp

He has final say over practically everything she does in her career.

[TheMightyFavog]

11. Then again....

The stupid thing could be a clever ruse intended to fool the public.

[northzax]

14. as post 4 made perfectly clear

While I have no reason to believe the 160 IQ comment (since it was based on a test in the 4th grade) I can believe that she would play the ditz to make herself more 'charming' and less threatening to men. The fact remains that she is making money hand over fist, and works incredibly hard for it (she's also living a pretty good life, unlike people along the lines of Ms. Spears who has devolved into a total fuckup)

She can't possibly be as dumb as she plays (and let's remember that 'reality tv' is all about playing characters and stereotypes.) I think she's laughing all the way to the bank.

[Dookus]

19. I think you nailed it...

Remember, Goldie Hawn played "dumb" and became one of the most powerful actress/producers in Hollywood. She's anything but dumb.

I think Jessica Simpson is a LOT smarter than she pretends to be.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

25. The problem is...............

that once you play the dumb card, folks will probably never take you seriously. You'll always have the ditz persona hanging over you.

[HuckleB]

47. Exactly. She's playing a role.

Though I doubt the claim made by her mother very much. If that's true, then the narcissism of this woman is amazing.

[NC_Nurse]

12. I think she's weird looking, frankly...

she reminds me of the rubbery-faced people in the "Black Hole Sun" video that Soundgarden put out years ago....there's just something unnatural about her.

But what else is new? All the teen twit divas look like plastic surgery veterans.
They all seem to be labotomized as well. You know who's really cool? Nelly McKay - she rocks!

:headbang:

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[northzax]

22. what do you base this ugly accusation on?

and how can you define someone who waited until marriage to have sex and has been, by all accounts monogamous, as a slut?

what an ugly word you chose to use.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

28. Look at how she dresses!!!

:wtf:

She does NOT look to be a "good Christian" girl to me.

:eyes:

[slinkerwink]

29. what the fuck?

There are plenty of girls that dress that way and are virgins! Why in the hell are you judging women by what they wear?

[PROGRESSIVE1]

31. You should appear respectable in public. That is something...

that irks me. You shouldn't be almost naked. That is best saved for the bedroom.

[northzax]

33. ok, so you can complain about her clothing, if you want

but do you have any evidence that her behaviour is anything but that of a 'good christian girl?' Oh, by the way, she doesn't parrot God Fearing stuff, she doesn't claim she waited on sex until marriage for religious reasons, any of that. She doesn't wear her faith, whatever it may be, on her sleeve, as far as I can tell (full disclosure: I have seen her show maybe twice, but I did just read the piece in Vanity Fair on her this month)

geez. grow up.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

38. .

[northzax]

40. ;

[kiahzero]

41. ,

[chicaloca]

66. Because we should all avoid doing anything that might irk you, right?

And, what societal good would come of regulating what women wear? I'm sorry, but I'll dress however I goddamn please, regardless of what you think. If it's hot outside, I will wear as little clothing as I need to be comfortable. That doesn't make me immoral, it just means I'm not masochistic.

[kiahzero]

39. But I thought judging girls by what they wear was OK?

I learned that yesterday... if a girl wears heels and has long fingernails, she's probably a dumbass.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1415029

[slinkerwink]

48. I don't give a crap about what women wear

and I could care less what Teresa Kerry or Laura Bush is wearing.

[northzax]

32. What's that old proverb again?

oh, right. "don't judge a book by its cover." or something like that. your mother never taught you that?

What exactly does a 'good Christian girl' dress and look like? Betty Bowers?

[PROGRESSIVE1]

34. Jessica is in the same class as Pat Robertson.....

someone who talks about how "holy" they are but has questions in their past and current actions.

[northzax]

36. can you cite one example

of her talking about how 'holy' she is? or one example of her past or current actions (besides her often poor taste in clothing) that conflicts with what she actually says about herself?

[Catholic Sensation]

54. she saved herself till marriage

you just got served

[mitchum]

link...

to her deflowering? Otherwise, all we have is her word

[mitchum]

56. link...

to her deflowering? Otherwise, all we have is her word

[Catholic Sensation]

60. nobody has ever come out and said they've been in bed with jessica

except Nick Lachey who also said he had to wait a long time before getting in bed with her.

And you find a link yourself, I'm not wading through that shit pool of popups and images that could get me arrested.

And one final note, "her word" right now outnumbers any info to the contrary.

[mitchum]

62. Well, if I can't believe a minimally talented celebrity...

who can I believe? Must be the hopeless cynic in me...:)

[Catholic Sensation]

65. have you heard any news offering info to the contrary?

I don't think it's cynical to believe a girl with good looks and a nice body automatically has slept around, I think it's a major character flaw.

[mitchum]

67. I find your defense of her to be gallant, but...

:)
I don't care (or know) if she has slept around or not. It really doesn't matter to me. She is just a vapid celebrity. What I was questioning was the sincerity of any statement coming from her (or any entertainer) She does have a nice body, but I don't know about the "good looks" part (I agree with the poster who said that she was horse-faced) She's not pretty enough to get away with "singing" that badly.

[dr.strangelove]

20. Its all an act

or so she says. There are lots of urban legends about people who knew her five years ago and she was very smart and did well in school. A reporter for some mag my wife reads wrote an op piece that it was all an act and she was laughing all the way to the bank. I don;t care if its an act or not. She can sing fairly well, I like her style way more than Britney or Christina, and she's not bad looking at all. She should be popular for a while and then fade off to spend her millions with her also ran husband.

[Coventina]

21. I am totally irrational when it comes to Jessica Simpson

Something about her enrages me.

She looks like a walking case of V.D.

She reminds me of the slutty cheerleaders in high school that were all snobby, but would blow the entire football team when they were drunk at parties.

I can't stand to look at her.
:puke:

(hey, I won't deny that I have issues, whatever they are JS totally brings them to the surface!)

[slinkerwink]

30. did you know that she was a virgin until she married her boyfriend?

how do you feel about that wrong judgement?

[Coventina]

42. Yes, I heard that.

She still comes across *to me* as a slutty cheerleader.
To me, she's an open herpes sore.
My value judgement. I totally own it.
I said up front that I cannot be rational about her.
She may be the greatest person to walk this earth since Gandhi, but I cannot see it.

[mvd]

23. I don't like her either

Jessica's music is just plain bad. But her sister Ashlee has a better personality (though maybe not as good as the personalities of the members of my crush list,) and I wouldn't be surprised if Ashlee isn't as Republican. Jessica and Ashlee seem like opposites in quite a few ways. I really like Ashlee's music, too, but I'm a pop/rock fan - so others here might not like it as much as I do.

[mvd]

72. I take that back about Ashlee's music

After hearing the whole album, she's almost as bad as Jessica. I do like "Pieces Of Me," though.

Ashlee's clearly cooler than Jessica. Even though she's not a new crush. Holly and Lori from Big Brother and Melissa Archer from One Life To Live are my three new celeb crushes. We'll see if they make my list.

Maybe Ashlee's music will improve. I doubt Jessica's will.

I also wouldn't put a lot of faith in the IQ yest. Seems like Jessica went through developmental changes. :-)

[Bombtrack]

24. She's a republican because she pointed to a tv and said that Bush was the

leader, to a baby? She is an idiot, and she clearly has no interest in news or politics that would warrent her being a republican or a democrat.

And I also saw that episode. Not because I think the show is funny. But because she was wearing a skimpy Bikini. Saying the president of the United States is your leader, to a baby, is not an endorsement of him or movement conservatism.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

51. She has said she thinks that Bush is great.

Just get over it. She's said it herself that she feels this way.
Duckie

[SmileyBoy]

26. Oh bullshit. My IQ is 143. NO WAY she's more than me.

And at least I can locate Canada on a map.

[northzax]

35. just out of curiousty

how much money did you make last year? she cleared about 20,000,000, so let's be honest and say she's not all that dumb.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

52. You don't have to be bright to sing and shake your boobs.

[NightOwwl]

27. I have heard (from several sources)

that she genuinely likes her fans and will spend hours signing autographs for them. That make her OK in my book.

[Donkeyboy75]

37. Jesus, the egos on this thread are ridiculous.

Who cares what your IQ is? Just one measure of intelligence, anyway.

[Crash]

43. Yeah, she is stupid.

There's no way she's as smart as her mom says she is.

The only good thing about her is her great looks.

[Endangered Specie]

44. She is probably more manipulative and calculating...

and acts stupid just for publicity, and people are buying it. As evidence I present this and many other JS threads in the Lounge.

[HuckleB]

45. IQ doesn't equate with insight or wisdom.

[Razoor]

49. shes ok in my book

I like her style of singing alot more than the other pop singers like her age brittany any others.

[LTR]

53. Her singing style sucks!

She has the same old cliched bubblegum sex kitten voice that all of her contemporaries have.

Plus, she looks like a horse.

And her music? UGH! Just awful song selection.

If you're looking for talent, music AND looks, look no further than Beyonce. She's the complete package. And she doesn't need to play a ditz.

[elperromagico]

50. Yeah, and Mariah Carey has a 7 octave vocal range.

Money doesn't grow on trees, but bullshit sure does.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

55. Yes, but if she is an idiot, what are you for watching? She is from

this area and I get the impression that people worship her and would love for their daughters to be just like her.

[mitchum]

57. She is that perfect modern combination of banal Christianity...

and coy sex doll. A wholesome bimbo you can take home to Mom.

[NoPasaran]

58. 160 Dog IQ points maybe

That's about 25 to you and me.

[Dogmudgeon]

59. I never, never, never, never, never understood why ...

... people get so enraged over musicians.

Especially women musicians who make sexuality part of their act.

All you have to do on-line is make a single post about Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, or some other sex-pot diva, and pretty soon there will be 100 or more posts attacking the woman for everything imaginable from being a slut to being a key member of the Majestic covert UFO conspiracy.

Most of these people are unremarkable except for the way they sing. What's the big deal? Why are they imputed as evil? They're just people. It makes no sense at all.

--bkl

[HEyHEY]

61. Uh......Why do you hate America?

;-)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

63. Meh.

She's not worth spending my time on, frankly. I caught her "show" with her husband on MTV when my husband was flipping around and we watched out of sheer morbid curiosity. They looked like two kids playing house.

She sniffed him at one point and said "you smell like in-sent" and he said "you mean incense" and she said in this big whiney voice "don't make fun of MEEEEEE!" and then pouted.

Ug. My husband could only take about ten minutes of that.

She's from the burb just north of where I grew up, big whoop. I hope she enjoys these years because they will flee fast. Look for her to be a B list celeb in five years or less, seriously.

If she is acting with the dumb shit stuff, she needs to drop it. It's highly annoying. But somehow I doubt she's kidding. I know people who are really like her. Completely.

[bo44]

68. A wealthy successful moran. But a no talent moran just the same.

If I am watching a music video of a pop rock, pop country, or pop soul performer and they do not possess the classic Pepsi Generation look then I feel they have to have genuine talent to have garnered such mainstream attention. Without talent there is almost no way an average looking person is going to blow up in terms of financial success as a pop performer. In JS' case she could not get a gig singing Cheryl Crow covers in Indian Casino lounge acts without her looks. Ditzbrain is a terrible singing talent.

[spooky3]

69. I think her mom is off by 1--the 1 in front of the 6.

[RoyGBiv]

70. 160?

Ummm ... yeah.

I wonder if people who claim IQ's that high are aware how rare that is, at least in an adult.