Honor Ronald Reagan , Drink Less Water

[SoCalDem]

This was the right side line-up of ads on a Fox site.. It struck me as funny :)

Some other combinations are funny as well...just add a comma :)


Honor Ronald Reagan
• Drink Less Water
• Dr. Laura Book Free
• Truth or Hair?
• Free 2004 Gold Guide
• Save Your Brain
• Millionaire Secrets

from here...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,126085,00.html

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Here's my comment.

Honor Ronald Reagan (because he's godlike)
• Drink Less Water (to honor our troops in Iraq)
• Dr. Laura Book Free (they are taking up precious storage space)
• Truth or Hair? (aka Bush or Edwards, the Breck girl)
• Free 2004 Gold Guide (don't ask why)
• Save Your Brain (Let us do the thinking for you)
• Millionaire Secrets (because you'll never be one)

[Deja Q]

2. AND

* eat ketchup as your primary and only vegetable source
* be sure to say "I don't remember" whenever you need to go to court.
* be sure to remain oblivious when your spouse bonks a famous singer from your generation.
* Wear hair grease
* Be sure to ask people if they're better off than they were 4 years ago, when get into power and terminate programs to ensure there will be a tomorrow.