Is it okay for a gay man to flirt with a Bavarian Bratwurst?

[Deja Q]

This is getting ridiculous...

[realisticphish]

1. only

if you're both wearing a condom


:hippie:

[HuckleB]

15. Well, at least the bratwurst is covered.

[Dudley_DUright]

2. Only if it has

nice buns. ;-)

[Deja Q]

3. Atkins craze aside,

I'm not really into buns... just weiners. :D

Even then, I hate fatty foods and Heaven knows what sort of meat by-products get put into bratwurst anyway... squirrels, racoons, parts of cows deemed unfit for regular consumption, discarded leather boots... you know, for being an "all American" food item, there's heavy irony involved when you consider WHAT is in a hot dog. :D Apropos too...

[realisticphish]

5. gee

I wonder who's been watching the Simpsons.....;)




:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Deja Q]

13. You perhaps?

You got the reference! :evilgrin:

[realisticphish]

14. You won't eat bacon?

Or ham? or pork?
Dad, those are all from the same animal
Ha, ha, right Lisa, a wonderful, MAGICAL animal :evilgrin:



:hippie: Incorrigible Democrat

[HuckleB]

16. You're comparing a hot dog to a bratwurst?

Hmmm. You really need to get out more.

:)

[Droopy]

4. Only if you want to end up in the psychiatric ward.

For that reason I suggest you do it in the privacy of your own home.

[Deja Q]

6. maybe I should ask the lesbian with her box turtle out on a date...

Expect that to be the next copycat thread in line. :D

[Misunderestimator]

7. Now wait a daggon minute....

I draw the line at polygamy!! :P

[ForrestGump]

8. As long as it's not spicy

Dude...just be careful with anything that contains chili peppers...it'll wake you up, for sure. :o

[Snoggera]

9. Is his name Lenny?

That sumbitch said he was just going out for a minute to catch some sun. If he shows up again, you tell him his bratwurst better not be getting buttered on both sides of the bread (or something like that)

[m-jean03]

10. Do whatever you want, but don't expect marriage rights!

Sheesh, you people!


...Oh wait. I'm one of "you people." :D

[rucky]

11. make sure it has a casing

just in case

[jukes]

12. NO!

stay away from that son-of-a-nazi, steroid-sucking, pretend governor w/ the annoying lisp!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

17. Is it ok for a hetero woman to flirt with a cucumber or zucchini???