What the hell is "natural male enhancement"?

[VelmaD]

I'm watching the South Park marathon on Comedy Central and just saw a commercial for something called Enzyte. The "once a day tablet for natural male enhancement". What a great euphamism. *snort*

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. A well-stacked woman...

...who happens to be topless?

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. I prefer the manual workout method

Once a day, everyday.

But it takes a lifetime to show any real improvement.

[havocmom]

3. Not sure. but those pills must be huge! That guy looks like he has a

coat hanger stuck in his mouth.

[ForrestGump]

4. I'm a natural male. Come, let me enhance you...

Hey, you asked. :P

[VelmaD]

7. *snort*

You loon. :-)

[ForrestGump]

9. Darn. That's what they all said at Happy Hour at TGI Friday's, too

:-(

[HEyHEY]

11. You shoulda hit the patio section - the sun makes them frisky

[supernova]

8. Are ;you asking

to be arm candy?

[ForrestGump]

10. Arm? Well, yeah...that, too.

:D

[AspenRose]

5. Those commercials are so cheesy

We're talking prime Velveeta.

[HEyHEY]

6. Something to do with eyeshadow I believe

[madrchsod]

12. "dick stiffeners"

[BiggJawn]

13. A little cutie with a big booty always does it for me...

It's natural, and it "enhances" me...:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

14. Well, every cutie with a booty want a coochie

[demgrrrll]

16. I kinda like the conga line. So realistic! Why I just got out of a

conga line to type this! WHEEEEEEEEEE conga lines with men with

enhanced members! Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay!

[TA]

15. I've got some spam I can froward to you if you want one.

[zbird]

17. A way for a company to make a ton of money off the gullible soft-heads.

[Porcupine]

18. Ultimate proof of the infinite stupidity.....

theory. Most men don't have anything to do with what they've got except walk it over to the computer. Those that are left seem to manage somehow with what nature gave 'em. Lesbians manage without one entirely.

C'mon guys, brighten up just a little.

(speaking as a man, of course)

[pagerbear]

20. Actually, many lesbians are big fans

...of what another thread says you can now buy in Texas.

[HEyHEY]

19. Now that I've thought about it a bit more

What the hell is UNATURAL male enhancement?

[VelmaD]

21. a blow up doll?

:shrug:

[Radical Activist]

22. their competitors use pesticides

this stuff is organic.

Or maybe a woman with enhanced boobs?

[Kat45]

23. Those hollow dildo pieces to place on the end of one's male

protuberance to add several inches of rubber and unnaturally "enhance" the male.

[HEyHEY]

24. How would you ride a bike?

[BigMcLargehuge]

26. it's not mine baby... honestly

:)

[HEyHEY]

27. "Sorry, it's got a mind of its own"

[supernova]

25. A cucumber extention piece?

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

28. MINE GOES TO ELEVEN...

:o

[supernova]

29. Ouch!

:o

[ForrestGump]

30. Darn. That's what they all say.

:-(

[VelmaD]

I won't say ouch...

more like "Bring. It. On." :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

33. Onward and upward!

Who said that?

[rlev1223]

31. memories, so many memories.......

OK, I'm old

[pagerbear]

32. You would think if anyone, anywhere claimed those things worked for them

...it would be all over the net! But no, the only ones who claim they work are trying to sell them to you!

[Moderator]

34. Locking.

No sex threads.