Could someone tell me a bedtime story?

[floridaguy]

Preferrably a "feel good" story where the good guys win and the villain gets caught, or perhaps something involving farm animals. You choose.

[ForrestGump]

1. Well, once upon a time

there lived a wicked potentate, who liked to do unnatural things with farm animals on a ranch in the Kingdom of Texas. From the East rode in a dashing and noble warrior, astride a boss motorsickle, who....(to be continued)

[floridaguy]

9. Hey Forest what's a potentate?

:think:

[VelmaD]

2. Go here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=941102

[2Design]

5. how do you all go back and find all these so fast....

I find I book mark the ones I like....in my browser...but I could never find them so fast....so you must have a good way to search....share ..pls

[Stew225]

3. Once upon a time there was a Momma Bear, A Poppa Bear,

a baby bear, and a Welfare Investigator Bear. The baby bear knew his constitution and was able to keep things real.

[salinen]

4. Once upon a time

they lived happily ever after.


Note: In between they did time with a marriage counselor.

[2Design]

6. LOL

[theivoryqueen]

7. well there was this island with a hundred monkeys on it

and all they had to eat was sweet potatoes. One day a smart monkey went to the beach and laid out all the potatoes to form a message: "please send us some different food". After a week or so, a plane flew over and out dropped a parachute parcel. The smart monkey went over and opened it up to find it contained a letter from Dan Quayle. "Dear monkeys of the island potatoe: I am currently unable to send you anything to eat, but all the monkeys here in washington wondered if you have room for a special chimp. If this is acceptable, please spell it out on your beach. Thanks, DQ" The smart monkey consulted with all the other monkeys, and after some deliberation, decided against accepting the special washington monkey. Instantaneously, a message appeared on all the other monkey islands in the world: "Do not send that special washington chimp here. In fact, we are contacting the UN to verify that the special washington monkey does not gain access to our islands. Also, if there were any plans to sneak that monkey onto our islands, we will eat him. Thank you." The end.

[floridaguy]

8. I like the monkey story . . ..but what happened to the washington chimp?

And who said monkeys weren't smart? (Eyes closed just a little, but just once)

[theivoryqueen]

11. he got sold to a traveling circus in belize.

it was the only country that would take him. Turns out he can perform several tricks including wearing a suit and hypmotizing members of the press.

[Yupster]

10. One day a guy was walking through the forest

when he saw a big hole.

He looked down to try to see the bottom, but couldn't, so he tossed a rock into the hole and listened for the bottom.

Never heard it hit, so he found a pretty big rock and pushed it in and listened. Still no sound.

Perplexed, he saw an old picnic table. He pushed the table into the hole and leaned down to listen.

Just then, a wild eyed donkey came tearing through the bushes, jumped right over him, right into the hole and was gone.

The guy just sat there dumbfounded until a farmer came along.

"Hey partner, have you seen my donkey anywhere?" asked the farmer.

The man said "it was the damndest thing. I was just sitting here and this crazed donkey ran right by me and jumped right down this hole."

The farmer stroked his beard and said, "nah, couldn't have been my donkey. He was tied to a picnic table."

[theivoryqueen]

12. needed that laugh

funny story - is it true?

[floridaguy]

13. I like that one, but can we change the donkey to an elephant?

I guess we'll have to modify things a little, but it's a better visual for me.

(Yawn, stretch)

[floridaguy]

14. Thanks everyone - good night

Still having a little trouble getting "sleepy", so I've decided to take My Life to bed with me.

Good night all :grouphug: