Crazed Surgeon Amputates Penis

[matcom]

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A ROMANIAN surgeon underwent a fit of madness while operating on a patient's testicles and instead cut off the man's penis and sliced it into three pieces, hospital officials said.

The surgeon, Naum Ciomu, was described as a senior member of the hospital staff and a professor of anatomy.

He had been operating on a 34-year-old man for a testicular malformation when he committed the act, the officials said.

"We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case," said Sorin Oprescu, head of the Bucharest emergency hospital where the patient was rushed for emergency reconstructive surgery.

The operations have been entrusted to a highly respected Romanian plastic surgeon, Ioan Lascar, who said he would try to restore the man's urinary function but that he was unlikely to recover normal sexual activity.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10179536%255E13762,00.html

[SheBop]

1. ugh

I didn't know you are 34. Hey, matcom: best of luck with the surgical Lorena Bobbitt deal!

:evilgrin:

:party: :hi: :headbang:

[demnan]

2. And Freud said women had penis envy

:shrug:

[Spinzonner]

3. Unlucky Stiff

Err, I guess not