Cops seek man who had sex with pit bull-boxer mix

[matcom]

<snip>

Police are searching for an Elburn man charged with molesting a pit bull-boxer mix.

A warrant was issued for Daniel J. Joyner, 27, of 40W019 Hughes Road in Elburn Thursday after a 2 1/2-week investigation into complaints from the dog's owner, a Geneva woman, that Joyner injured the animal in June after having sex with it in Geneva.

Joyner faces felony charges of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal and criminal damage to property. He could face up to nine years in prison and $75,000 but is also eligible for probation.

The dog has recovered and is back with its owner, said Debra Bree, assistant Kane County state's attorney.

Sexual abuse of animals has dropped off in recent years, although more people are reporting animal neglect and cruelty, Bree said.

http://www.dailyherald.com/search/main_story.asp?intID=3818451

[rfranklin]

1. "It was consensual..."

said Joyner, who is the head of the local Republican party. He also commented that "since gay marriage is okay, I thought this was the next logical step."

[SheBop]

3. That really makes me angry!

The Republican (generally religious) right seems to have the mantra that gay marriage = bestiality = incest = polygamy and so on.

Dis-Gust-Ing!


:kick:

[ClintonTyree]

2. I would have chosen...................

a more docile breed. IF I was to do something like that I mean, which I never have of course, so stop saying that!

He must have liked his sex rough. Give me a nice French Poodle anyday! :smoke:

[SheBop]

4. Rough sex is great, bestiality is sick!

The key word is 'consensual' and animals other than the human sort are incapable of consent.


:evilfrown:

[VoteDemocratic2004]

5. Pit Bull??

Damn that one sick MF'er. That dog could have torn his schlong off afterwards and the poor thing should have.

Aren't those the dogs with the smooth butts?

Was it a female or a male Dog?


Poor things.

[LynneSin]

6. Can't these people just stick with box turtles, like the rest of us do

:eyes:

[yellowcanine]

7. Someone better alert Rick Santorum - we need that marriage amendment now -

Before more shit like this happens. John Cornyn warned us about human - box turtle unions and we just laughed at him. How blind we were.

[St. Jarvitude]

8. This is exactly the kind of story the Daily Herald reports

They're kind of like the New York Post of the area, except they have to have the suburban tilt because both the Sun-Times and the Trib have city biases.

[Blue-Jay]

9. It wasn't Oral Sex, I'll wager.

yeeeouch.