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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:08 AM
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I was just French-kissed by my DOG!
I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and came back into the office after I finished it. Bailey jumped up and I was rubbing his head and he sniffed my face. When I was about to say something to him he thrust his face in mine and stuck his tongue into my mouth.

Oh, ew on so many levels.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:10 AM
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1. Great. MY marriage may collapse because of your same sex dog love...
Edited on Mon Jul-19-04 10:13 AM by Richardo
Thanks a LOT! :)

PS I've had this happen, too - always a show stopper. Our mini-schnauzie can roll her tongue and slip it either between your lips or up your nose with no warning whatsoever. (Eww! EEEW! Stop it!) :D
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:11 AM
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2. you sLut!
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russian33 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:19 AM
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3. Santorum should be appearing at your door any minute...
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:27 AM
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7. What? He wants a three-way now?
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:19 AM
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4. I kiss my
dog on the lips all the time. She seems annoyed.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:26 AM
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6. I kiss Abbott on the lips
he just drools all over me

:shrug:

Cat/Human love - can you dig it?
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Village Idiot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:25 AM
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5. It's OK -
as long as it's not a BOX TURTLE...(or so I've been led to believe)
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:28 AM
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8. I hope you bought him a drink first...
or dinner and a movie.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-19-04 10:34 AM
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9. I found your dog's pic at b3ta.com
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