Eccch, I got frenched by the dog

[Ellen Forradalom]

My dog jumps up and gives me kisses when I say, "Love Puppy!" But just now he crossed the line into Santorum territory when he gave me a little tongue action in the mouth! eeeeech!

[kerryin2004]

1. Why is this worthy of a topic?? n/t

[BurtWorm]

2. On account of the thread subject line made me laugh?

:D

Now I'm going to have "Ecch! I got frenched by the dog!" going through my head like an earworm.

[madrchsod]

3. i think dogs do this

just to get back at us humans..it`s like they wait then-gotcha`- you know they are laughing their tails off....

[jdonaldball]

4. Don't say that! Say you got "FREEDOMED" by the dog!

[hlthe2b]

5. Oh, NO!

I hope your little pup doesn't get sick! :evilgrin:

[jukes]

6. jeez!

that's worse than ocra!

[tekriter]

7. According to the fundies, you must want to marry the dog...

unless there's a box turtle nearby.

[XNASA]

8. You mean you were just 'freedomed' by the dog, doncha?

[NightTrain]

9. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

My roommate's 50-pound pit bull is a big-time licker, too. :eyes:

[Ellen Forradalom]

10. Do you remember the line from "The Truth About Cats and Dogs?"

To a guy who'd been tongue-bathed by his cat for three hours: "Okay, repeat after me: Us. Them. Us. Them. Us. Them. You can love your pets but not luuuuuuv your pets."

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. Sometimes I'm dogged by the French, too

like when my Parisian buddy IMs me.

[Nile]

12. Was it right after he licked his butt.

:P