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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:37 PM Original message |
I could kick Stephen Hawking's ASS! |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
1. I could best sus in a contest of wits! |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:40 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. i know who al hedges is! |
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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
2. you mean in a contest of intellect? |
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Cannikin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
3. I could beat G. W. Bush in a geography bee |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
4. I can take candy from babies. |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
5. I could fdisk your Hdd faster then you can hack an old CCBill script! |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:43 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. I can think and drive at the same time |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
8. I can beat Christopher Reeves... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
9. I can walk and chew gum simultaneously. |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
10. I can lay still for a really long time! |
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commander bunnypants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
11. I like to kick the cruchtches out from people with broken legs |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
12. I could beat a one legged man... |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
13. i can sit at my desk when i really have to pee and |
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Q3JR4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
14. I could be a better |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
15. I Can Go Longer Without a Drink... |
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Worst Username Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
16. George Bush is a liar! |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
17. i could tap dance for you, |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 03:52 PM Response to Reply #17 |
38. that is |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
18. I am the Ed Asner of fat, hairy guys! |
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jus_the_facts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
19. I can scream like a long tailed cat...in a room full 'o' rockin' chairs! |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
20. i could handpick a Wanker Olympic team just from my family alone! |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:03 PM Response to Reply #20 |
42. sus |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
21. I can invade a country better than my dad! |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
22. I'm WAY Smarter Than My Dog! |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
23. I could kick George W. Bush's ass in a geography bee |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
24. I bet I could kick Tucker Carlson's ass. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
25. My box turtle is hotter than your box turtle |
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Ganja Ninja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
26. I could beat Dick Cheney in a food fight. |
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jdonaldball (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
27. I can do a really good American accent |
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Bridget Burke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
28. I'm stunningly beautiful compared to: |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
29. I could my cats could kick sus's cat's asses |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 03:03 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. i can ignore that bait in TWO notes! |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
30. I could intimidate George Will. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
31. I can eat a pretzel without choking |
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MikeG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:37 PM Response to Reply #31 |
51. Too smart to be a Republican President. |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
33. I had sex with Joan Collins! |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
34. I Can Wear Shirts! |
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Jeff in Cincinnati (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
35. I'm funnier than Dick Cheney |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
36. i can make |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 03:50 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. No, no, tell me it's not so, jukes.... |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 03:55 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. now THAT'S |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:14 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. I think it's pretty funny, actually! |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:24 PM Response to Reply #43 |
45. got booted out of DI school |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:30 PM Response to Reply #43 |
48. i thought |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:33 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. What? Like hell I did. |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:38 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. i *WILL* |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:47 PM Response to Reply #49 |
53. mjean-03 |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 06:32 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Oh, THAT... |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
40. Right Now...I can sing Much, Much better than Elvis. n/t |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:01 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. *but* |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
44. i make better coffee |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
46. I can eat pretzels without choking to death! |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
47. OK, last boast... |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
50. I'm a frugal shopper |
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Anarcho-Socialist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
55. I can flame bait on the Free Repuglic n/t |
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TroubleMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-19-04 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
56. I can sing nearly every Al Green song by heart |
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