I'm ready to take Martha's place as domestic goddess

Ellen Forradalom

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Mon Jul-19-04 01:38 PM
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I'm ready to take Martha's place as domestic goddess

I just crocheted a window-box liner from sisal twine in an hour. I'm also working on the sixth shopping bag of my own design from hardware-store nylon twine. I've made and given away homemade relishes and jams this years. I'm redecorating a room--removing wallpaper, patching the walls, and stripping the woodwork. I'm working on a quilt, I knit socks, I bake bread.

I'm ready, TV. Any time. Have your people call my people.

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Guy Fawkes

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Mon Jul-19-04 01:40 PM
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1. Too late, the girl on Non-Sequetor beat you to it.

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Ellen Forradalom

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Mon Jul-19-04 01:41 PM
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2. I'll kick her ass then.

Catfight!

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