Pinch me......Peel me.....Suck ME.....EAT ME!!!!!!!

[jus_the_facts]

....any Questions? :evilgrin:


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[arwalden]

1. NO S&M Sex Threads!!!

[ThreeCatNight]

3. You are no fun.....

you should be spanked, long and hard....
Be right back, I need to...ummm...go to the bathromm. Yea that's it.

[jus_the_facts]

15. Shhhhhhh........it's disguised....incognito!

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[DarkPhenyx]

2. Crawdads!

mmmmmmmmmm, knew the answer before I even opened the thread.

[jus_the_facts]

27. Awwww......

....I didn't trick ya..not even for a second? :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Crawdads were bait when I was a kid.

The first time I heard people ate them, my thought was :wtf:

I prefer my mudbugs in etouffe or bisque or gumbo...not a big fan of the boiled.

[jus_the_facts]

14. I can't eat 'em anymore.....

....got some bad'uns and ended up in the emergency room....had to get an IV from dehydration....needless to say one o'my favorite La. seafoods isn't tolerable to me any more! x(

[tridim]

5. Be careful Louisiana Crawfish Association..

or Pete Townsend will F9/11 your ass.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. LOVE the sig picture!

[DinahMoeHum]

7. ". . .boil 'em 'til they're nice and red. . .squeeze the tail. . .

...and suck the head..."

Gawd, haven't had a bucket of dem mudbugs in AGES!

:9 :9 :9

[jus_the_facts]

19. Sounds absolutely heavenly.......

....minus the bucket o'crawdads...I DARE SAY! :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Pinch the tail suck the head

just like my shirt says

[jus_the_facts]

13. My dear ol' Dad used to have one that said.....SUCK MY HEAD......

.....back when he wasn't a *practicin'* Southern Baptist...he and Mom would go to the Crawfish Festival in Breax Bridge every year! :D

[VelmaD]

9. Food. Of. The. GODS.

I can't believe I didn't let myself try them til I was in my 30s for cryin' out loud. *smacks lips*

[southpaw]

10. I thought this was another WHO thread...

mmmmmmmm... mudbugs!!!

[sus]

16. hahaha!!!

[jus_the_facts]

17. LMAO.....

....nahhh...just me bein' my nasty/nice self is all!! :o

:hi:

[southpaw]

20. Yeah... I noted your disparate sleaze/personality scores...

...could you be any more intriguing? :9

[jus_the_facts]

23. Why o'course.....

.....I've got a m a z i n' powers of observation! *wickedness* :D

[southpaw]

24. Oh yeah! Well I've got

The obligatory Hendrix perm,
And the inevitable pin hole burns,
All down the front of my favorite satin night-shirt...

So There!

[jus_the_facts]

25. "....and when I'ma good dog they sometimes throw me a BONEY!"

.....SO THERE!! :silly:

[southpaw]

26. I've got WIDE, Staring eyes...

And I've got a strong urge to fly...
But I've got nowhere to flyto... flyto... flyto... flyto......

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BABE!

When I pick up the phone...

There'll be nobody home...

[jus_the_facts]

28. WHOA.......

...reminds me o'the one'n'only time I did ACID...."...but I've got nowhere to FLY TO....fly to.....fly to!" m'friends and I ALL had the same auditory hallucination o'that part o'the song....AFTER we'd watched The Wall...but the room was SILENT! :crazy: :wow: :crazy:

[southpaw]

29. The Wall is simply amazing...

Never did acid... I listened to the album and watched the movie many times while fried righteous on some Alabama homegrown...

them was the daze...

[jus_the_facts]

30. Yes indeed....the first time I experienced it...I was blown away......

....on da :smoke: m'self...I'd listened to it for years before I got to see the film and it was a total MINDBLOWER to see it put in it's er...*proper* context! :D :headbang:

[jmowreader]

35. I need to throw another "Wall Party"

In Berlin, every summer we'd throw a Wall Party. My company had a projection television in the dayroom. I had a really loud stereo. We would get a keg of beer, hook stereo to television and play a video of The Wall just as loud as the MPs would let us.

[jus_the_facts]

36. Damn....now THAT sounds COOL.....

......when can I expect an invitation....*pretty please* :)

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. no offense, but, ewwwwwwwwww

just out of curiosity, what do crawfish taste like?

[VelmaD]

12. Ambrosia

:)

[THUNDER HANDS]

21. Am-who-a?

never heard of it ;)

[jus_the_facts]

22. Nothin' like....Amber'osia......

....that's another taste o'Louisiana...a rather sassy dessert that's hot..sweet'n'sticky! :o

[Bridget Burke]

18. Sort of like shrimp....

Generally, they're cooked in a mix of hot Louisiana spices which cover up any subtle differences. And the spices settle into the tiny scratches on your fingers caused by disassembling the shells, adding to the piquancy.

Copious amounts of cold beverages are recommended.

[jus_the_facts]

31. a li'l dinner time kick

:o

[jus_the_facts]

37. an once more....for the late night crowd....

:evilgrin:

[trof]

32. Sent you an e-mail.

Make me a deal on T shirts for my 40th anniversary USAF pilot trainng class reunion.
I was in Lake Charles a few weeks ago and will be back in Sept?
Settling an uncle's estate who lived down in Bell City.

[jus_the_facts]

33. Me?

.....I wish that was my company...but sad to say it's not...hope they'll do ya right though.....I'm up in Northeast La...sorry for givin' ya the wrong impression! :hi:

[Deja Q]

34. Don't I need the gastronomic condom before doing all that?

:shrug: