DU Golfers: Could you beat Whistle-ass?..................

[CrownPrinceBandar]

I've seen his swing, I think its weak. I betcha his short game sucks too. What's his handicap anyway (other than his lack of intelligence, compassion, leadership ability, etc...)?

Even though I shoot in the 90's, I think my hippie-like appearance would psyche him out and throw him off his game.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Oh, I'd school that smirking frat boy.

I'd beat him like a drum!

[disgruntled_goat]

2. i used to play

and i would also rate Shrub's swing as weak. IMO, his hips are out of time with the rest of him, but if you've seen him walk this should come as no surprise.

stiffest body language since Ed Sullivan did that one show with amoebic dysentery.

[DenverDem]

3. w knows not the zen of golf.

He would be easily manipulated psychologically in match play.

I'd love a shot at him.

(I'd play golf with him, too , "Tip your waitresses".)

[KamaAina]

4. Dunno. What's his handicap?

Other than being a lying, evil simpleton whose obsession with world domination threatens all life as we know it, that is. :evilgrin:

[PDittie]

5. I would just appreciate the chance

to get close enough to him with a driver in my hands to beat him with it...;-)

(That's just a little joke, Herr Asscroft)

[nankerphelge]

6. Probably not...

he has a lot of time to practice; it beats actually doing any work.

[DancingBear]

7. Hell, I'm a 9 handicap

(used to be a 5 before rotator cuff surgery, but I'm working at it) and I'd moider da bum.