Attention Evil Geniuses! - Democratic Underground

Bat Boy

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Mon Jul-19-04 09:01 PM
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Attention Evil Geniuses!

Finally, the lair you've been looking for!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1607&item=2397218266&rd=1

You may now laugh manaically and dream up elaborate yet ineffective ways to kill international spies.

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EstimatedProphet

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Mon Jul-19-04 09:07 PM
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1. That is so cool!

If only I were a millionaire...

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medeak

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Mon Jul-19-04 09:08 PM
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2. WOW

you've got me thinking how to get into Architectural Digest!

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Rabrrrrrr

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Mon Jul-19-04 09:11 PM
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3. Ooh, I have SO wanted one of these for so long

Ever since seeing an article in Popular Mechanics about ten years ago about the gov. selling these places. I've seen inside pictures of a number of them that people have bought and fixed up. They can be quite nice places, plus they have that 40 ton door, or however much it weighs. Big ass door, anyway, into the garage.

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VelmaD

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Mon Jul-19-04 09:14 PM
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4. Who want to go in with me on one...

I have *rummages in pockets and between couch cushions*...let's see...42 dollars and 17 cents. :)

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Khephra

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Mon Jul-19-04 09:18 PM
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5. That would make a great HQ for

EVIL GENIUSES FOR A BETTER TOMORROW!

(Gamers and RAW fans will know who I'm talking about.)

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Bat Boy

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Mon Jul-19-04 09:28 PM
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6. All we'd need are minions...

and a few throw pillows.

Ah, home.

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LowerManhattanite

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Mon Jul-19-04 11:47 PM
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10. Get it right...not just minions...

...but MINDLESS minions...to do your bidding!

I can just imagine Dick Cheney seeing that on eBay and yelling out to Lynne:

"F*ck me! Norad's sellin' the house next door! There goes the f*cking neighborhood!"

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Bat Boy

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Mon Jul-19-04 11:58 PM
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12. Dammit!

I just ordered a shitload of comfortable minions and mindless throw pillows!

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LowerManhattanite

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Tue Jul-20-04 12:01 AM
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14. Ikea will take the pillows back scot free...

...but those minions are gonna hit you for a 10% re-stocking charge. :)

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Bat Boy

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Mon Jul-19-04 11:28 PM
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7. Evil, self serving kick.

Edited on Mon Jul-19-04 11:29 PM by mkuhl

Mwaaah hah hah!

edited for evil laugh.

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politicat

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Mon Jul-19-04 11:41 PM
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8. Every DU'er pony up S200, and we could do it as the DU Time Share!!

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Zomby Woof

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Mon Jul-19-04 11:45 PM
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9. at least there are no steenkin' badgers!

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Bat Boy

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Mon Jul-19-04 11:55 PM
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11. Oh really?

Badgers burrow!

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Susang

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Mon Jul-19-04 11:58 PM
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13. I wish!

Hey, it is an EVIL thread, right! }(

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Bat Boy

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Tue Jul-20-04 03:53 PM
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15. I love this too much. Gotta kick it for the day crew...

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Speck Tater

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Tue Jul-20-04 04:00 PM
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16. Also ideal for free-lance mad scientist types...

... like me. I could fill it with those crackling electric spark machines like Buck Rogers used to have. :)

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XNASA

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Tue Jul-20-04 04:01 PM
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17. "Welcome to my democratic underground lair."

"My assistant, Ms. B.J. Chew, will show you to your rooms."

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Interrobang

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Tue Jul-20-04 05:09 PM
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18. Whaaa?!

That's messed up...

I'm holding out for the http://www.diefenbunker.ca/">Diefenbunker myself!

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wickerwoman

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Thu Jul-22-04 09:02 AM
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19. He wants to turn it into a summer camp?

I'm not evil enough to compete with that. :-)

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