Crazed surgeon amputates man's penis

[ringmastery]

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10179536%255E13762,00.html

A ROMANIAN surgeon underwent a fit of madness while operating on a patient's testicles and instead cut off the man's penis and sliced it into three pieces, hospital officials said.

The surgeon, Naum Ciomu, was described as a senior member of the hospital staff and a professor of anatomy.

He had been operating on a 34-year-old man for a testicular malformation when he committed the act, the officials said.

"We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case," said Sorin Oprescu, head of the Bucharest emergency hospital where the patient was rushed for emergency reconstructive surgery.

[HuckleB]

1. OK. Now I have to go drink.

:hurts:

[punpirate]

5. But...

... won't that just make you want to pee? :eyes:

[HuckleB]

8. Yup.

I need to make sure it still works.

[minkyboodle]

2. jesus

and I thought I had a bad day!

[bloodyjack]

3. what's with this recent spate of impulse penectomies lately?

first that guy with the gun fires at his crotch, then some other moron's cock bursts, and now THIS

weird

[xultar]

4. BYOCW...Bring Your Own Cocktail Weiner n/t

[traco]

6. owwww

That's gonna leave a mark!

[Radical Activist]

7. I'm going to have nightmares and cry myself to sleep tonight

all because of this article. ugh

[fortyfeetunder]

9. Damn I'm a female

and the thought makes my skin crawl....ewwww.

[unblock]

10. but now he gets a free bionic replacement

bigger ... stronger ... faster ...

[Rick Myers]

11. Has Matcom been informed???

Yipes! :evilgrin:

[Paul Hood]

12. Show this story to anyone who's against trial lawyers.

I guess they would "just get over it". :evilgrin: