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Tue Jul-20-04 10:43 AM
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I just had box-turtle sex - it had the Virgin Mary on its shell... |
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Is she no longer a virgin? How do I go about alerting the authorities, media, and the Pope?
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Tue Jul-20-04 10:45 AM
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1. When you die, ask to be buried in shorts. |
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Tue Jul-20-04 10:46 AM
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3. and poke a couple holes and a light in my coffin so my lover can |
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breathe and hopefully catch a few leaves here and there :scared:
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Tue Jul-20-04 10:46 AM
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2. You did take some photo's/video of that didn't you? |
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Tue Jul-20-04 10:47 AM
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4. Go straight to the top |
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Start here: http://cornyn.senate.gov/For how it affects Homeland Security please see: http://santorum.senate.gov/
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Tue Jul-20-04 10:49 AM
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5. you are a threat to national security |
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Tue Jul-20-04 10:53 AM
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Magrittes Pipe
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Tue Jul-20-04 10:55 AM
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7. You mean you didn't learn that prior to your ordination? |
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Damn, the ULC is getting sloppy these days.
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DS1
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Tue Jul-20-04 10:56 AM
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9. I think I used that page to roll a doob |
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Thankfully the ULC still uses hemp
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Tue Jul-20-04 11:00 AM
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5. When thou fuckest the Blessed Mother or any creature or object bearing her holy image (for instance, a box turtle), ceaseth she to be a virgin and thou shalt cleave unto her as a husband doth, and giveth unto her thine name, and her child as well. 6. And unto her child be a father and as the child being the son of God, be thou God most holy.
Congratulations, God!
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Tue Jul-20-04 09:24 PM
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14. btw, funniest post of the day |
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Tue Jul-20-04 09:26 PM
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15. Where'd that loser go tonite, anyway? |
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I've made several witty comments he should've replied snarkily to...:shrug:
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Wed Jul-21-04 02:27 PM
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20. You have made no witty comments. |
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None ever. You are at a severe deficit of wit. Witless one.
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Wed Jul-21-04 02:31 PM
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Witless Flanders! or something... :bounce:
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Tue Jul-20-04 10:56 AM
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8. Just call either Rick Santorum or John Cornyn's office... |
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they'll take care of the details
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Tue Jul-20-04 11:23 AM
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"Box". :D
I think that should make it ok since you're a guy and all, no? :shrug:
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Tue Jul-20-04 11:25 AM
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12. uhhh huhuh huh huh huh |
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Tue Jul-20-04 04:46 PM
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if only to tip my hat to whoisalhedges' quote database
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Tue Jul-20-04 09:28 PM
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16. In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... |
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Wed Jul-21-04 02:48 PM
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percipience, tumescence, fertility, etc.
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Tue Jul-20-04 09:30 PM
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Well, OK, but now you'll have to marry it if you knocked it up. And THEY won't like that, you know. They won't.
But I will. Because then, well, you know. Minnie. She's all mine. HAAHAHAHAH :D
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Tue Jul-20-04 09:37 PM
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18. Would that make my child the Lizard King? |
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Tue Jul-20-04 09:41 PM
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19. No, more like the "Lizard Thing" |
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It would of a genus never-before seen.
Actually, I'd probably pay to go see that... :D
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