Here's a way to get Republicans to vote for Democrats

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http://www.wonkette.com/archives/vote-sex-trading-017535.php

Don't get us wrong: We are all for having sex in exchange for goods and services. Especially shoes. But this "Fuck the Vote" business has us confused. The idea, apparently, is to go all Lysistrata on some horny conservative and withhold sex until he/she signs a pledge sheet promising to vote for "anyone but George Bush" in the fall. They say this will work because we liberals "look hotter, we dress hotter, our ideas are hotter, and we are infinitely hotter in the sack." Don't know about you, but the first hot liberal figure that pops into my mind at this thought is Michael Moore -- "Fahrenheit 9/11," indeed! We especially love the signing a pledge sheet part. (And you thought putting on a condom broke the mood!) No, seriously: a pledge sheet. Of course. Because no conservative would ever lie in order to get permission to launch his missile. That would be like inflating his, uhm, intelligence or something.

Here's the site in question.

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT

http://www.fthevote.com/

The pledge sheet:

Fuck The Vote 2004 Pledge Sheet
www.fthevote.net

I, the undersigned, pledge my vote for anyone but George W. Bush on November 2, 2004 in return for getting laid or at least getting some play.

I understand that this pledge is a symbol of good faith that I will not cast a vote in favor of preemptive war, diminishing freedoms at home, a ballooning deficit, environmental degradation, and the bilking of public schools.

[phiddle]

1. Get the election erection!

Screw Bush!
Dick Cheney!
Gore the Elephant!

[Spangle]

2. Considering the number

of Women that went to see F9/11 is reported to be higher then the number of men.

then there is the pro-choice issue.

Then there is the equal pay issue.

etc, etc,


I see which side of the fence will be using this one.. LOL!

This will make it hard to keep those republican women barefoot and prego. And remind the men who really is the boss! Harr, Harr, Harr...

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

3. I'm voting for Bush!!!

Now I just sit back and wait for the offers to come flooding in...

ritc, you're a genius!!