I was just picked up at the gym by a box turtle.

[sus]

Does that mean I'm a lesbian?

[pagerbear]

1. No, but it's time to post an "ask me anything" thread about it!

[sus]

4. oh yeah. should i edit?

i'm such a naive little cupcake!

[GOPisEvil]

2. Those box turtles...so slick with their shells and slow talking...

[yellowcanine]

3. Was he wearing a Speedo? If so, I could see how you might have fallen for

his line.

[LynneSin]

5. Look that turtle is hitting on other girls at the water fountain

[sus]

6. BWAHAHAHAHA!

damn you're good.

i really DID get picked up at the gym, though.

[LynneSin]

7. damn, you go girl

was he hot?

or she hot?

:shrug:

No one talks to me at the gym (yes I'm going) but then again I have my headphones on at top volume

[sus]

8. yeah he's cute.

he stopped me outside the locker room and said, "excuse me, do you have the time?" and i said, "well..no. i don't have my watch, but i think the time was 20 of when i left the gym." so he watches this guy walk by and he says, "i didn't really want the time. i just wanted to meet you and i didn't want to say it in front of that guy."

[Radical Activist]

9. Everyone knows box turtles are more likely to be pedophiles

we have to keep those sickos away from children. What are we doing about turtles sneaking up to boy scout camps?