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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 01:00 PM
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A box turtle ate my damn thesis!
I am friggin' screwed! It's due tomorrow!
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Lori Price CLG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 01:03 PM
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1. Wow!! How big was the turtle and...
...how hungry was he?
:)-Lori Price
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 02:45 PM
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4. My Box Turtle is gigantic...
and it must have been quit hungry. It was a pretty big thesis!
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 01:16 PM
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2. That's because box turtles hate America.
It must be true. I read it on Free Republic.

;)
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 01:37 PM
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3. I was gonna rip this off...
But after looking at the subject line with a word that RHYMES with "thesis".....I decided not to.

:evilgrin:
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-20-04 03:00 PM
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5. call your faculty advisor and Graduate Studies department ...
... and ask them about filling out the "Box Turtle Emergency Extension" form!

(Every college has a procedure for this ... those damned box turtles are such a pain these days ... I hear someone at Penn State had to postpone her doctoral defence because her external examiner sprained a leg, tripping over guess what!)
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