WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM

[LynneSin]

I dare you to find a better one line lyric in any song out there!!!

[sniffa]

1. Let's do it doggy styLe so we can both watch x-fiLes

[LynneSin]

2. um, ok, you topped me there

:eyes:

[sniffa]

damn straight i'm on top

:P

if you don't know the Lyric, i couLd Locate a youngin' to expLain it to you.

[LynneSin]

8. Honestly I don't

and believe me, if I wanna watch x-files while doing it whover the other person is probably is sucking something awful!!

[sniffa]

11. here, have a Listen

http://www.bloodhoundgang.com/easylistening/singlesonly/badtouchA.html

[CO Liberal]

3. "Someone Left The Cake Out In The Rain...."

I don't think that I can take it -
'Cause it took so long to bake it.
And I'll never have that recipe again,
Oh, no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o......

:-)

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Why don't we do it in the road

Beatles white album

[On the Road]

"Don't Ever Change People...

Your face will hit the fan."

Greasy Heart, Jefferson Airplane

[Myrina]

5. "Someone to thrill me, and then go away "

<John Mellencamp, 'I Need A Lover (who won't drive me crazy)' >

:yourock:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Take This Job And Shove It

Boy, wouldn't I like to say that right about now.

[abburdlen]

7. "I just flipped off President George

Now I'm going to Disneyland"

[fudge stripe cookays]

10. Actually, that's Dizz Knee Land

:P

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000000QGD/qid=1090349428/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2/102-2727672-0564947?v=glance&s=music

Did I tell you that I've been diagnosed obsessive compulsive?

FSC

[Richardo]

9. We're goin' to Suffragette City

Hoo HA!??!

[underpants]

12. Ba-ba-ba ma-mow-mow ba-ba mow-ma-mow,

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ma-mow-mow ba-ba mow-ma-mow

Ba-ba-ba ma-mow-mow ba-ba mow-ma-mow,
Ba-ba ma-mow-mow ba-ba mow-ma-mow,
Ma-mow-mow ba-ba mow-ma-mow,
Ba-ba ma-mow-mow ba-ba mow-ma-mow,
Ba-ba ma-mow-mow ba-ba mow-ma-mow,
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mow-mow,
Ba-ba mow-ma-mow,
Ba-ba ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mow-mow,
Ba-ba mow-ma-mow,
Ma-mow-mow ba-ba mow-ma-mow ba-ba,
Ma-mow-mow ba-ba mow-ma-mow ba-ba,
Ma-mow-mow mow-ma-mow ba-ba,
Ma-mow-mow mow-ma-mow ba-ba,
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mow-mow,
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mow-mow,
Mow-ma-mow ba-ba mow-ma-mow ba-ba,
Ma-mow-mow mow-ma-mow,
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody knows that the bird is a winner,
Well the bird bird bird-bird's a winner,
Ba-ba ma-mow-mow ba-ba mow-ma-mow,
Ba-ba ma-mow-mow mow-ma-mow,
Ba-ba ma-mow-mow mow-ma-mow,
Ba-ba ma-mow-mow ba-ba mow-ma-mow...

[MuseRider]

13. Ahhh Surfer Bird

a long ago favorite and one I made sure my kids heard by the time they could sing along. What utter nonsense and silly fun. Thanks for the memory.

[aden_nak]

14. "Why don't we get drunk and screw?" - Jimmy Buffett

[LynneSin]

21. I'd like you better if we slept together - Romeo Void

I have that on vinyl somewhere

[DelawareValleyDem]

15. here's one that fits

Hey you White House, ha ha, charade you are

[RetroLounge]

18. Floyd!

EOM

[MissMillie]

16. I shot my mouth off...

... and he showed me what that hole was for.

From the Pretenders, Tatooed Love Boys.

[WilliamPitt]

17. GOBBA GOBBA GOBBA HEY

[rbnyc]

19. Put it in my mouth! (I win.)

Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth

My baby left me,
left me sad and blue
I didn't know what to do...
without my baby baby baby baby
And then I met his best friend
and he took me to his house
And I said... I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said

Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I mean her motherfuckin mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
My motherfuckin mouth

You wanna go down why not
I be like Herbie and Hand-you-a-Cock
And tell you that my name is Ak'
Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow
But don't give me no Ralph Lauren grin
If you're not down to go low (deep in my mouth)
I'm all about mouth fuckin
only if you down for dick suckin
if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin
and fuck chapsticks
I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
for your chapped ass lips (down in my mouth)
creamin your teeth like dentists as I'm rubbin them
With an erection like injections, fuck it I be druggin them
Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic
Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it out my mouth)
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin
I'm givin bitches permanent beards
Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs
in your mouth

Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
Or you can just eat me out
Or I can just eat you out
You can eat me out
Yeah, what's that all about?

Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it
I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it
Baby, slurp it up, it's enough to fill your cup
It's finger lickin good, and I'm wishin it would
Go down kinda slow or even fast
I'm always sprung once I feel your tongue in the crack of my ass
Hust eatin me-nigga
Goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
And you can e a t m e o u t

But put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
And you could just eat me out

what do ya choose to lick >you could eat me out
pussy or dick? >put it in your mouth
people through out the world >I said your muthafuckin mouth
man it's your pick >put it in my mouth
what do ya choose to lick >put it in my mouth
pussy or dick? >I said my muthafuckin mouth
people through out the world >just put it in my mouth
yeah it's your pick >muthafuckin mouth
what do you wanna lick >and you could just eat me out
pussy or dick? >in my mouth
people through out the world >put it in my mouth
its..your..pick..hah >baby-baby in my mouth
its your pick..pick >let me go down
>uhh, uhh
people through out the world >{laughter}

[LynneSin]

20. Don't turn my thread into a sex thread

:loveya:

[rbnyc]

22. You started it!

;-)

Sorry, it was honestly the first thing I thought of.

:evilgrin:

[Kat45]

23. "He gives me head."

Later changing to, "He gave me head." and "You gave me head."

"Jet Boy, Jet Girl"

[Commendatori]

24. Look up the lyrics to "Stairway to Cleveland" by Jefferson Starship.

Just the ending alone:

"...whatcha gonna do about it? (7 times)

War & toxic chemicals and mister Rogers n' true love n' the end of
civilization n' muzak n' the ptl club n' Ronald Reagan n' guns n' the
draft, b52's n' nuclear fission dc-10's n' cancer science fiction brain control drugs n' sex n' buddha n' 714s 45s eight billion people jesus krishna n' everybody n' rock and roll surrealism - everything
everything everything everything!

fuck you! we do what we want!"

[MikeG]

25. "This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place"

[MikeG]

26. "I'm happy, hope you're happy to-o-o"

[jus_the_facts]

27. "O..DO ME BABY...till I just CAN'T TAKE NO MORE!"

...there are several more Prince lyrics that are even MORE provocative! :evilgrin:

[realisticphish]

28. Let me drink the wine from your fur tea-cup

Alice Cooper, "Feed My Frankenstein"


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[guitar man]

29. "I made enough money to buy Miami...

...but I pissed it away so fast" from "A Pirate Looks at 40" by Jimmy Buffet. Greatest....line.....ever.

My new favorite is "Why Don't You Kiss My Ass for a Change" , also the title, By Rockin' Doopsie.