Schlitz poll

[JVS]

Schlitz is on sale at my beer store for $7.99 per case. Which variety should I buy?

[aden_nak]

1. If it's gotta be Schlitz, at least Schlitz Ice will get me drunk faster.

[baldguy]

2. Has many uses

http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/pissing/practical-uses/

[Merusault]

3. Schlitz is my favorite cheap beer

It's $1.50 per can at the neighborhood bar I go to, so I drink a lot of it.

[JVS]

11. I prefer the local cheap beer, Old German.

Usually $1.50 for a 16 oz bottle but $0.75 per 16 oz bottle on Saturday. But at the beer store it is 7.99 for Schlitz and 8.89 for Old German. I like to buy local but at 10% more it is just not the best idea. Tastewise I'd have to admit that Old German is a little blander than Schlitz, which can be either bad or good depending on how much one likes the schlitz flavor. I like it. As the label says "Just the kiss of the hops" mmm

[damnraddem]

4. Anchor Steam.

Forget the price -- go for taste.

[JVS]

14. Taste is fleeting, price has consequences that will be felt long into ...

the future.

[Catshrink]

5. Bass or Newkie

edit: spelling.

[JVS]

15. There is a reason that there was not "other" option on the poll

[MrSlayer]

6. If that is your only option, don't bother.

Schlitz is horrible rotgut crap. If you respect yourself you'll not be so cheap and buy something decent.

[JVS]

17. Schlitz is a respectable brand

I'm not getting the $7.29 case of Brew City Beer.

[Kat45]

7. They still make Schlitz????!!!

I thought it disappeared long ago. It's hard to believe that used to be one of THE big beers around here; it used to be Schlitz and Budweiser. Bud is even huger now, but Schlitz? Actually, Schlitz was the first beer I ever drank, in high school.

[JVS]

18. I find it odd that between Schlitz and Budweiser, bud would win out

I can't claim that schlitz is a great beer, but at least it didn't cause intense stomach pain, which happened to me once when I took the first swig of a can of budweiser.

[denverbill]

8. Is Schlitz owned by a bigger brewery?

If not, that's a good reason to buy their beer. At least it ain't owned by Pete Coors.

[JVS]

12. Owned by Pabst

Pabst owns Strohs too, and many other of the cheaper national beers.

[mac56]

16. Coors is about to merge with Molson.

nm

[Blue-Jay]

9. I miss those old "Look out for the bull" commercials.

Nothing beats a dinner party that gets interrupted by a huge bull crashing through the wall and wreaking havoc among the guests.

Shitty pseudo-beer, though.

[JVS]

13. That is the Malt liquor. It is not on sale.

[Robb]

10. It's not just a beer

...it's an onomatopoeia. ;)

[mopinko]

19. life's too short to drink cheap beer eom

[JVS]

20. Beer with friends is about the quality of the friends, not the beer.