Rush Limbaugh throughout history

[Fenris]

"If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. Nero is the greatest emperor our empire has ever had or will ever had. Those liberals in Rome don't know what they are talking about - they're so far out of the mainstream, they would probably let the Carthaginians march all over us again!"

"Let's face facts folks - all the Cassandras out there getting their togas twisted up because of what's happening at the Coliseum are focusing on the wrong thing. I've seen worse things at an orgy! And I was in it! Mark my words, ladies and gentlemen: within a year you will forget who the 'Christians' are."

"You may call the Viking's actions 'raping and pillaging,' but I say it's just shrewd business practices."

"Here we go again with the French. How many times do I have to repeat it. Those lands are our ruler's by divine right! I predict that when all is said and done France will be under English rule!"

"We've been hearing a lot of propaganda from the so-called 'Sons of Liberty' about how our beloved monarch has been infringing on their rights. Let me tell you, friends, that the majority of colonial citizens firmly support King George III and I fully expect that any notion of self rule, an end to nobility, and an affirmation of individual rights will pass through the system like a bad case of diarrhea. These anti-British radicals should be thrown in jail and the key should be thrown away!"

"I agree: Let them eat cake!"

"Once again, Abraham Lincoln plays to the "Negroes as victims" crowd ad nauseum. The facts cannot be denied: blacks in the South are better off than blacks in the North. And further, they fully support the continued indentured servitude offered up by our illustrious leader, Jefferson Davis."

"Franklin Roosevelt is plainly and simply a communist plant. When we come back: why Willkie will win by a landslide. You are listening to the EIB Network live from Berlin."

Feel free to add your own!:D

[cprise]

1. I want to see pictures

...with period costumes!

Esp. for the 'eat cake' commentary.

[flamingyouth]

2. "That Copernicus is just a wacky leftist ...

...everyone knows the Earth is the center of the universe and always will be!"

[Fenris]

3. "What sort of fool would believe in a heliocentric universe?"

"An atheist, that's who!"

[punpirate]

4. "Goth, Visigoth... what's

... in a name? All I know is those guys know what they want and go for it!"

"We had Machiavelli on the other day, and he's just written this great book."

"Tomorrow's guest will be my good friend, 'Tailgunner Joe' McCarthy, and believe you me, the fur's gonna fry, communist fur, that is."

[Fenris]

5. "I don't care what the liberal town crier has said!"

"Oliver Cromwell is the greatest leader England has ever had!"