Pity my poor husband

[Ellen Forradalom]

When I, your intrepid heroine, visited a feminist sex shop recently, I noticed they had stickers by the register. The saleswoman gladly gave me a round "I ♥ My Clit" sticker.

A few days later, I gave it to my husband. "I left this on your nightstand as a reminder!" I said.

The next day, my five-year-old wandered into the bedroom, said, "Oh! Sticker!", peeled off the backing, and stuck it to his nightstand.

So now he has an "I ♥ My Clit" sticker stuck to his nightstand. Poor thing, I doubt there was anything in his upbringing to prepare him for this.

[SmileyBoy]

1. Good thing your 5 year-old didn't ask you:

"Mommy, what's a clit???"

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. Can't read that word yet

Thank goodness. I can just imagine the phone call home from day camp if he brought that word to school.

[Endangered Specie]

7. I said OH SHIT as a 3yo in preschool.

I turned out alright. Learning dirty words at a young age aint gonna hurt.

[bluestateguy]

2. Oops!

Last year I was home for the holidays and went looking for a pair of gloves in my parents closet and drawers. I opened one drawer next to the bed to find the book "The Idiot's Guide to Great Sex". I promptly shut the drawer and lost my appetite for the day.

[Endangered Specie]

5. If I found that in my parents drawer...

Id take it and read it cover to cover!

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. Then...

I'd give it back to them and say, "Hey thanks! What suggestions did you try?"

[Endangered Specie]

4. Reminds me of the South Park Movie... Stan tries to find the clitoris..

"Isn't it like finding Jesus or something?"