Letters from Trixie #3: Drunken Neighbors Must Die

[Zomby Woof]

Dear Zomby,

How are ya? I see the Lounge still obsesses over STUPID BOX TURTLES. Oh brother!! :eyes: Turtles are dumb, and ugly. I would rather lick a frog's butt! Or a newt's! But not Newt Gingrich. A young lady has to draw the line somewhere.

Anyway, I really hate my neighbors. They get loud and drunk every night and have screaming brats too. Do they work? Or are they selling oxycontin out of their trunk? I sure hope that doesn't mean Rush Limbaugh will be hanging around our place! :puke:

Tell Matcom he is a weenie if he keeps posting about STUPID BOX TURTLES. I bet he is a drunken loud neighbor too!

I think elad is cute. THREE computers now!! DU was getting slow like a STUPID BOX TURTLE, but not now! But don't tell him I said he was cute!

I think I will have some shredded wheat now, and surf for more pictures of green motorcycles.

Be good!

Trixie Hobbitz

Walla Walla, Washington, in the good ol' USofA.

[curse10]

1. LoL

:wtf:

[Zomby Woof]

2. Trixie is my strange friend from Walla Walla

Be careful, or you too, will find a roach wrapped up in a piece of shredded wheat and left on your doorstep!

[curse10]

3. whoa!

that's some crazy ass shit.

I definately do not want a roach on my doorstep, wrapped in shredded wheat or not!

[Zomby Woof]

4. she digs green motorcycles though

But who doesn't? :shrug: