There's a cat in heat on my patio

[Beware the Beast Man]

Coleman, of course, is going nuts thinking he's going to "hit it" (despite the fact that he's no longer equipped to do so), and Eleanor is closely holding vigil, preparing herself for another shouting match, kind of the way she did last time this happened. The poor kitty outside sounds like a young child throwing a tantrum. This is going to be a long night. I should be in bed by now anyway.

[Renew Deal]

1. Let them screw

That will end it fast.

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. The thought has crossed my mind

But in the unlikely event that he does have some seed left in the pouch, then I got a litter on my hands. Besides, he's an indoor cat only.

[Radical Activist]

2. Find a box turtle

sorry, i'm still not tired of turtle jokes yet.

You could try getting a water hose and chasing it away.

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. We tried water.

But she's very persistent. She's getting some tonight come hell or high water :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

5. Get the hose

[Cybergata]

6. I always just yell "go home,"

to the visitor cat that has mine all worked up. They usually run away.


:hippie: