joan osbourne

[jukes]

breeder hips, but the cutest smile.

love her voice.

[gttim]

1. Great voice!

I was listening to her CD of R&B covers this morning on the way to work. Just amazing stuff.

[jukes]

2. she's under appreciated, IMO

@ 50 posts, you're no longer a newb, but i haven't bumpt into you before, so:


hi!, and wlcome to the catacombs!


:hi:

[Philostopher]

3. I remember way, way back

when she was first getting national attention, when her first album was out, she went on Letterman's show and did 'Right Hand Man.' I thought they were going to have to hose down the whole stage, Dave, musicians and all. Haven't seen much of her lately, performance-wise, but she used to raise the temperature in the room about ten degrees.

[fudge stripe cookays]

6. She did it on SNL...

and I thought the same thing!

What's wrong with breeder hips? I got em too!

FSC

[jukes]

7. fudge stripe cookays

nothing inherent, & no offense, FSC. you're a cutey!


just my personal pref. like lean/muscular, but can go w/heroine chic.

fiona is a hotty.


my mother was obese, diet pill/downer cycle jones, & abusive. maybe guided my prefs.

[fudge stripe cookays]

8. Thanks jukes.

Yikes! No wonder!

If I could get to the heroin chic point, I probably would. Maybe a tapeworm. It worked for Maria Callas.....

[jukes]

9. fiber

exercise, opiates, & more posts on DU!


love your posts, g/f!



:pals:

[fudge stripe cookays]

12. hee hee!

Thanks!

Hopefully one of those three will work.

The only opiate I touch is my De-Stress pills. Says right there on the label...main ingredient: California poppy.

That was cool.

[jukes]

17. fudge stripe cookays

IV opiates, esp the new synths, can be lots of fun but require some very judicious tartration. as i posted in the "shortcomings" thread, jukes loves to take unnecessary risks.


was a dependency counselor & expert witness on addixion in a prior incarnation, so i really do know my limits. for example, jukes eschews alcohol; he's a combative jerk whilst drunk.


teasing though: stick to your supp's, & don't worry about your appearance. again, you're a def cutey. if i was 20 years younger & uncommitted, i'd probably pester you (unless you're gay, have a hard time remembering orientations here, 'less they fly the flag.)


CAVEAT: harmless flirtation only!

[Nlighten1]

28. Nothing wrong with breeder hips.

They are very sexy.

[Nlighten1]

4. I love breeder hips.

Sexy sexy

[jukes]

10. variete'

doobee the spice!


there's someone, for everyone!

[sus]

5. i found her in pensacola...

in a trailer in the sand.

she is awesome.

[jukes]

11. sus

"found" her? is there a lurid story here? or do you mean you entertained yourself w/her music whilst sunning?

[sus]

14. those are song lyrics.

i thought you said you liked her music.

Imposter!

:)

[jukes]

15. posuer

is much less demeaning; lends a sort of L/C panache.

love her voice/face, but i only own 2 of her CDs. & i can't get any radio but C&W here in fundieville.


besides, i really was hoping for a lurid story.

[sus]

16. okay. i will work on making one up.

:)

[jukes]

18. that'll work!

:evilgrin: :9 :evilgrin:

[sundog]

13. She bold as the street light, dark and sweet as hash

Way down in the hollow, leavin' so soon
Oh, St. Theresa, higher than the moon

[jukes]

19. i do have

St. theresa. beautiful melody!

[Paragon]

20. I dreamed about Ray Charles last night...and he could see just fine.

Joan's the shiznit -- and sexy as all get out.

[Iris]

21. "breeder hips"

That's pretty cold.

[jukes]

24. hey, iris

i'm a warm-hearted sorta guy, just ask any1!


besides, it was merely a colorful metaphor. :+

[Iris]

25. ok. I'll take your word for it.

Even though I happen to have breeder hips AND

a great smile - :7

[Tiberius]

22. Sorry, not a fan

Saw her with the Dead in Hartford. She must've been drunk or something. She tried to take over every song in the show, was prancing around the stage and trying to get attention like Britney Spears, not to mention dancing suggestively with Bob Weir while he was playing guitar.

All of these antics seemed terribly out of place. But don't take my word for it, the Dead kicked her off the tour.

[jukes]

23. what can i say?

the dead *are*! & not nearly as good to look at!



:evigrin:

[jukes]

26. Iris, see Fudge Stripe Cookays 1st post above

and my response. no offense, just a matter of tastes.

[Rooktoven]

27. I thought she was great with the Dead

the Sexual tension was kind of amusing/fit the songs too.

We saw her with the Funk brothers at the Montreal Jazz festival (150,000 people in the street). Fun times...

[guitar man]

29. Breeder Hips

and big naturals rule :)