CAPTION this spoiled little tart

[sus]

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Bush's daughter displays the level of maturity required to be President.

[goddess40]

2. You shouldn't make fun of her

I'm sure it is some kind of facial tic due to drug abuse.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Jeez, if I was Cate Edwards, they'd have called me names.

[DenverDem]

4. Go fuck yourself, America.

My dad is dictator for life.

[DS1]

5. When Gramma is riding with us, my tongue sticks to the glass

:7

[Philostopher]

6. Hey!

That's that asshole who narked on me and Babs that time, at Chuy's! Up yours!

[MallRat]

7. Restoring dignity to the White House.

I don't get it. This was just so... so... infantile. If she was 5 years old, it'd be cute.

Funny- I sure don't remember Chelsea doing this.

-MR

[ewagner]

8. I was amazed how fast

the spin machine took over.

At the speed of light, the story became Jenna Cracks up the Press Corps as opposed to Jenna disses Press Corps.

If I recall the story headline came from the AP but I can't help but wonder if a WH spin Doctor didn't whisper in some reporters ear.

[GOPisEvil]

10. Just imagine the spin if it were one of Kerry's daughters, or Edwards'.

I guarantee you a reversal of spin.

[ewagner]

19. No kidding

I don't know about you, but when the highly spun article came out, I was floored. I've alsways assumed that the press was biased but I had no idea they could be so blatant.

Why the hell does the press think another 4 years for Dubya would be good for them?

Why?

I haven't figured that one out yet.

[peekaloo]

9. Daddy says I'm the best Freedom kisser in the family!

He likes it rolled.

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. Remember when Poppy flipped off the Australian picketers?

They tried to spin it as a "victory sign," but his hand was obviously turned the other way. This reminds me of it.

[Kadie]

12. Jenna passes on bushie's message to America while campaigning

for her father.

[aden_nak]

13. Oh my god! My dad is like, so the President!

[havocmom]

14. Bulletproof limo, hundreds of thousands of $$$

Capturing on film the true character of the Poor White Trash riding in it,
priceless.

[sus]

15. this is a future fourth grade teacher

leave no moron behind. and that includes their demon spawn!

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/politics/9154526.htm?1c

for those who don't want to register:

Jenna Bush to Teach Fourth Grade in Fall

JAY REEVES

Associated Press


HUEYTOWN, Ala. - It took a group of second-graders to elicit from Jenna Bush something the first family doesn't often discuss publicly - specifics on her future career.

Seated beside first lady Laura Bush in a classroom Wednesday, the 22-year-old college graduate laughed when it was their turn to read aloud with students at Hueytown Elementary School. She got through the exercise and asked a question relevant for the moment.

"What grade is this?" said Jenna, who plans to teach this fall.

"Second grade," eight 7-year-olds said in unison.

"I'm going to teach fourth grade," Jenna said.

[GOPisEvil]

16. In Harlem, no less.

[sus]

17. awww..you're pullin' my leg.

[GOPisEvil]

18. I seem to recall that, but I might be confused.

It happens often unfortunately. ;-)

[LynneSin]

25. Maybe she'll be as talented as Mitch McConnell's daughter.....

......NOT!!!

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/heraldleader/news/state/6329949.htm

MCCONNELL'S DAUGHTER CENTER OF CONTROVERSY

ASSOCIATED PRESS


GHENT, N.Y. - More than a dozen parents have removed their children from an alternative, private school located in a rural upstate county amid complaints about disciplinary tactics by one teacher.

Claire McConnell, the daugh-ter of U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., was accused of strapping one child into a chair with a leather belt, tying the hands of others and taping shut the mouths of some elementary school students, the Albany Times Union reported yesterday.

Parents said the tactics were out of character for the Hawthorne Valley School, a Waldorf school that designs programs to reflect the emotional, physical and intellectual development in children.

[jdonaldball]

20. This is how she gives her dad elocution lessons

[jus_the_facts]

21. Fuck off..can't ya'll SEE I'm his DEAMON SPAWN..and I'm better than YOU!

:evilfrown:

[elehhhhna]

22. Yes, Mother, I took the stud out of my tongue -- Ask me anything!

[truthspeaker]

23. Please do not denigrate tarts by association!

I love tarts!

Jenna is more of a spoiled brat.

[southpaw]

24. Damn you, sus!!!

My Jenna fixation was destroyed as soon as I saw that picture!

I hope you sleep well!

[sus]

26. like a baby...

:)

[sundog]

27. Thuck? Thuuuuuuuck!!!!!!! Thtuuuuuuck!!!!!

[BringEmOn]

28. "Lick me...lick me."

Regan MacNeil from The Exorcist.

[mrboba1]

29. Hey - who spilled beer on the window???

[cosmicdot]

30. Keeping with family tradition, Jenna explains why ...

... she didn't have to major in education; do any student teaching; nor season herself by teaching a decade or two ... in order to land a charter school teaching job this Fall ... what grade is this?

[cosmicdot]

31. peekaloo had a nice caption, too:

"Daddy says I'm the best Freedom kisser in the family!"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1428037#1428117