Bush offers detailed plans of his next four years in office

[Arbustosux]

1. Establish gulags for terrorists and other "unamericans" who hate America. Lets make America safer!

2. Eliminate the income tax (including capital gains, tax on interest and sales tax)completely for those making over $500,000 per year. That ought to really make the economy purr.

3. Cut down all trees. No forests, no possible forest fires. Get it? It is so simple thats why no Democrat ever thought of it! I am a Green president.

4. Amend the Bill of Rights. Most of the freedoms contained therein are outdated and tend to protect the individual as opposed to the police or the government. The security of this great nation must be tantamount to everything else!

5. Amend all state laws to make abortion a homicide by those doctors that perform abortions. The fetus already enjoys various protections under a variety of federal laws, so why not make the next logical leap?

6. Establish a formal, Christian Church of America. It worked in England, didn't it? We need to let Muslim terrorists know that this is truly a nation "under God". Ralph Reed will be the first Arch-Bishop of this church.

7. Osama bin Laden once visited Somalia, Libya, Venezuela, Brazil, Romania, Turkey, Nepal, Thailand and various other nations. If that is not a connection between those nations and the bastards that attacked us, I don't know what is. We must defend our great nation from these freedom hating nations and affect regime changes.

8. Institute a draft to fill the ranks of our armed forces. Of course deferments will be available for those families making over $85,000, those in colleges or universities or any registered Republicans. We must have the bodies necessary to attack anybody anywhere and at any time!

Did I miss any?

[northzax]

1. yeah, you forgot:

take more vacations, I've been working too hard.