Rush gives relationship advice!

[Fenris]

I was in the car today and tuned into the local ClearChannel talk station and dear old Rush was on. A caller, who was a conservative Republican, asked el Rushbo how he could convince his socialist girlfriend that her political philosophy was wrong. The Maharushi answered that the best way to go about it was to ask he in which countries socialism has been successful, etc. In other words, throw loaded questions at her until she storms off. He also blamed the media for "distorting" the truth about conservatives and portraying them as heartless - "the Democrat Party doesn't have a monopoly on compassion!" Then he said, in his "earnest Rush" voice, that he was going to give him some relationship device - if she runs, don't go after her, because running is a form of control!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the multiple divorcee knows a thing or two about successful relationships! Mega-dildos Rush!

[GainesT1958]

1. So when did Oxyrush get to the part about...

Stopping those pesky ex-wives from writing those even-more-pesky "tell-all" books?:eyes:

B-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Rush, that fat bastard, can't run anyway, so what does he know??/

And I say this as a fat man. Getting relationship advice from Ox is like getting a good vegan recipe from Colonel Sanders.

[southpaw]

10. I hear Ted Nugent is writing a vegan cookbook...

But learning how to grill a vegan without overly drying the meat is not something I want to know about...

[gumby]

3. Did you wonder

how incredibly stupid that Dittohead had to be to actually ask Pigman for relationship advice? (I was in the car too, haha)

[Fenris]

5. I found it fascinating that he had a socialist girlfriend.

I could never imagine dating a hardcore conservative.

[Wickerman]

4. if she runs, don't go after her, because running is a form of control!

LOL, what does Rush know about control? :eyes:

[Worst Username Ever]

6. Ok rush so in what countries have pre-emptive wars

been succesful?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Rush has never heard of Scandinavia, has he?

[Fenris]

9. Rush hasn't heard of a lot of things. Namely books and self control.

You really miss out, Byron. Rush is an excercise in circular logic. And drugs. Lots of drugs.

[mongo]

8. Running is a form of control?

Yeah well, I suppose it could be in some people, but WTF? Maybe running would be her way of saying "you're an idiotic bastard - get away from me"

Oh and "convincing" your Gf that her philosophy is wrong? That's not a form of control at all...